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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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throw confusing and obtuse gang signs at the elderly.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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the obituaries of famous jazz musicians.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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that bit that points out
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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that bit that folds in
- I write erotica because
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it's not gonna write itself, is it?
- In conclusion, I am
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very lonely.
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Dreams under the stars
Chapter 24 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
You walk outside. It's actually a bit chilly. The town is asleep. You even doubt that either Trisha or the sheriff is awake. You make your way to the general store. On top of the house is a small water tower. You decide to spend a bit of the night sitting on the platform of the t...
4 years ago 1,654 Words 11 Likes 571 Views -
Succumb to the dunes
Chapter 23 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
Sand. Tiny specks forming a greater whole. If an ocean of water is the ocean of life, then an ocean of sand is the ocean of . You're sitting in the middle of a desert. You might be drowning soon. Completely surrounding you towards the horizon is a layer of air so thick and s...
4 years ago 743 Words 8 Likes 642 Views -
2nd sex scene. And it only took a year and three months.
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
Emily yelps in surprise as you put your hands on her bum and pick her up. You carry her all the way out of the kitchen, up the stairs and into the master bedroom, where you throw her on the bed. She giggles and writhes sexually on the mattress. You take off your jacket, and kick...
4 years ago 1,811 Words 9 Likes 976 Views -
Talk about the town's relationship with the orc camp
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
"_I've been thinking about something for a while._" you start. "_Yeah?_" Claire asks. "_I remember when I told you that I was from the camp up north you were surprised._" "_Oh yeah, I was._" "_How did you even know about the camp? You had some ideas and thoughts about the cam...
4 years ago 272 Words 3 Likes 360 Views -
Talk about her hobbies
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
"_Do you sew a lot?_" you ask Claire. "_Depends on how much clothes need fixing._" she shrugs in response. "_You don't sew things from scratch?_" "_I'd like to, but I rarely do it. My parents couldn't really afford that much cloth. I've sewn the pillows in this sofa and the on...
4 years ago 456 Words 3 Likes 336 Views -
Talk about her parents
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
You wanted to talk to her about her parents, but is that a good idea? The wound is still fresh, but maybe she doesn't have an outlet for talking about them. Maybe sharing some fond memories of her past would help alleviate the sadness a bit. Maybe someone being there wanting to k...
4 years ago 681 Words 2 Likes 323 Views -
Talk to Claire
Chapter 21 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
Claire is sitting next to you on the couch with a shirt in her lap. It's the one Aayesha wore when she was shot. She has needle and thread in her hands and has begun sewing the shirt back together. "_Claire?_" you carefully ask. Claire looks at you with a smile on her face. "_W...
4 years ago 121 Words 3 Likes 520 Views -
Talk about her hobbies
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
"_So, what do you like to do?_" you ask. "_'What do I like to do'?_" Emily reiterates. "_Yeah, hobbies and stuff._" you say. Small talk has never been easy. "_I like reading, I guess._" she shrugs: "_Although, I don't have a lot of hobbies in general._" "_Why not?_" Claire as...
4 years ago 321 Words 2 Likes 301 Views -
Talk about her profession and journey
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
"_Why did you become an apothecary and a nomad?_" you ask. "_Honestly, I don't really know._" Emily answers: "_It just kind of organically grew on me. I had this really grumpy teacher. You would have liked him, Jess. Constantly finding the most creative way to insult your work,...
4 years ago 506 Words 2 Likes 301 Views -
Talk about her family
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
"_D'you have a family?_" you ask. "_Do I ever?_" she replies: "_I have ma and pa, three older siblings, three younger siblings, aunts and uncles everywhere, and they all have tons of children too. Family reunions are... chaotic to say the least._" "_Wow!_" Claire widens her eye...
4 years ago 446 Words 3 Likes 313 Views -
Talk to Emily
Chapter 21 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
"_Hey, Emily?_" you call out to your lover. "_Yes?_" she asks as she looks up from the book she is reading. It's a medical textbook titled: "_Scurvy, and How to Avoid It!_" A part of you wants to talk about her "_I love you_" comment from earlier, but with Claire around it's pr...
4 years ago 191 Words 4 Likes 531 Views -
Undercreek Tribune - Friday, 27th of May, 1884 - Orphan Queen Dethroned?
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
On the front of the most recent newspaper is a picture of a woman. The picture only shows her upper body. You are not entirely sure what to make of the woman. She seems self-assured, perhaps a bit snooty, and a bit arrogant, but there is something to her face. Some invisible pain...
4 years ago 434 Words 4 Likes 258 Views -
Undercreek Tribune - Thursday, 26th of May, 1884 - Mayoral Race Peaks Little Interest Despite Coming to an End
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
On the front of the newspaper you see a bison of a man... Mostly due to him being half bison. He is built like a taurus, except his horns are small and he is a lot more muscular. His legs end with hooves not feet. In the photo he is standing behind a podium on a stage holding a s...
4 years ago 469 Words 4 Likes 249 Views -
Undercreek Tribune - Wednesday, 25th of May, 1884 - 1884 Summit Meetings End With Unresolved Questions
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
On the cover of this newspaper is a photo of a big outside gathering of important-looking people. Politicians, emperors, kings, and queens are all sitting in a circle. It looks like they're arguing about something. In the background is a large castle surrounded by a lush forest....
4 years ago 514 Words 4 Likes 240 Views -
Undercreek Tribune - Tuesday, 24th of May, 1884 - Spice Factory Workers' Strike Still Strong
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
On the front page of the newspaper is a picture of a big factory hall. It looks modern and new and like it's been hardly used. It is also completely empty. The article reads: - - - - - - Spice Factory Workers' Strike Still Strong ------------------------------------------ The...
4 years ago 375 Words 4 Likes 250 Views -
Undercreek Tribune - Monday, 23rd of May, 1884 - Undercreek Water Magnate to Host Lavish Anniversary Party for Elites
Chapter 22 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
On the front of the newspaper is a photo of an owl-man. A man with fairly big eyes, large brown wings instead of arms and talons that look quite sharp. He is standing in an audacious study, which looks almost like a library. He is holding a watch and is standing in a pose that sc...
4 years ago 596 Words 4 Likes 257 Views -
Read some newspapers
Chapter 21 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
You pick up the newspapers you got from Craig's wagon. Your talk with Trisha made you realize that you aren't very confident in the inner workings of the world outside your little bubble. Maybe it's time to do something about that. Sitting with the newspapers fills you a bit wit...
4 years ago 101 Words 2 Likes 434 Views -
Continue the main story
Chapter 21 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
You read and talk until you're finally hungry enough for dinner. Claire announces that she has a bit of a surprise for the meal, so you and Emily kick back in the living room. It might now be a good time to talk about the elephant in the room. "_So, hey, Emily, about... you know...
4 years ago 890 Words 9 Likes 663 Views -
First help Craig, THEN head inside.
Chapter 20 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
As the prison wagons gets smaller in the distance, you turn towards the small goblin, Craig. You extend your hand to shake his. "_Jess_." you greet. "_Craig._" he growls as he shakes your hand. "_How long are you gonna stay here?_" you ask. "_Until the other police wagon gets...
4 years ago 1,407 Words 7 Likes 759 Views -
Stranger ranger
Chapter 19 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
Aayesha rises from her chair and slowly moves towards the window, being careful not to be in line of sight with whoever is outside. As she slightly leans in, you see her shoulders relax. "_It's the Undercreek police._" she states: "_They've come with prison wagons._" She opens...
4 years ago 917 Words 9 Likes 654 Views
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