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David Cameron
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Sluice Gate
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Dreams and knives.
by StupidHat
Chapter 13 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The right-hand windows of the barn are closed and in the half darkness you struggle to make out your handiwork. The smell is the worst of it though, a sickening miasma of and disease that clings to the air and burns your eyes. It was the flux most likely, better to do this...
10 years ago 3 Likes 507 Views -
Fight!
by StupidHat
Chapter 12 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
Blood and surrounds you. The remains of your butchered caravan a burning ruin. But all that matters to you is the monster before you. You raise your blade into an upward guard and spit back a challenge. The giant regards you for second then bellows a mighty laugh, the crow...
10 years ago 2 Likes 659 Views -
Yield.
by StupidHat
Chapter 12 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
Standing alone, you eye the crescent of foes arrayed before you. For a brief second you contemplate trying to cut your way free - some of the warriors are stood precariously close to the edge, a swift kick could send them over and weaken their odds - but then you recall Sylvia's...
10 years ago 0 Likes 545 Views -
The caravan in flames.
by StupidHat
Chapter 11 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The evening wind beats cold against you as you make the ascent, but you hardly notice it. As you close on the caravan the air fills with the sounds of fire and battle, metal ringing on metal, distant screams and feral war cries that chill you more than the wind ever could. Turni...
10 years ago 3 Likes 688 Views -
Sylvia goes in for the kill.
by StupidHat
Chapter 9 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The svelte elf hunter pulls herself back until she is sat upright upon your chest. With nimble fingers she eagerly discards her belt and skirt, then pulls her tunic over her head, throwing it to the corner in one smooth motion. She pauses a moment to let you take in her naked for...
10 years ago 5 Likes 833 Views -
Warm up together
by StupidHat
Chapter 7 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
"Oh, come over here" Sylvia demands, opening her shadowsilk cloak for you to climb in next to her "your shivering is getting rather annoying". Giving a brief nod of thanks you shift over and slip under the fabric. Her skin is still cold to the touch, it occurs to you for the fir...
10 years ago 3 Likes 1,080 Views -
A walk outside to clear your head.
by StupidHat
Chapter 10 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The wine, the sex, the bizarre chanting. It was all getting a little too much. You had often fantasised about what sex would be like, how it would feel to be a 'real man', in fact it had been a major contribution in your desire to leave home in the first place. Get out from benea...
10 years ago 3 Likes 642 Views -
Drinks by the fire.
by StupidHat
Chapter 8 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The skin passes between you two as you take turns seeing how much of the bitter liquid you can brink at a time. It's a remarkably unpalatable drink, a 'vintage of necessity' Gideon had called it as he dealt you your first ration at the start of your journey "nothing says quantity...
10 years ago 5 Likes 770 Views -
Shelter in that cave
by StupidHat
Chapter 6 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
Your incredibly well reasoned argument of "fuck this, it's as cold as the Winter-Queen's cunt out here" wins the day and Sylvia agrees to stop at least until the storm dies down. The cave is small, but there is enough room for you both to huddle around the fire that she sparks...
11 years ago 1 Likes 1,150 Views -
Start walking
by StupidHat
Chapter 5 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The journey is long, cold and awkward. Sylvia isn't as talkative as your usual travelling companions, breaking her silence only once to tell you to stop humming. The weather worsens as you approach the turning point and soon a blizzard sets in. It's getting harder to keep goin...
11 years ago 2 Likes 1,160 Views -
Pilfer a weapon while she's distracted
by StupidHat
Chapter 4 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
"Is that a troll I see over by the food wagons?!" you exclaim, before shoving one of her many short swords into your pack. "Oh, my mistake. Must have just been that goat."
11 years ago 2 Likes 1,283 Views -
Go with Sylvia
by StupidHat
Chapter 3 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
You meet the short, grey-skinned elf as you are heading to the rear of the convoy. Waving a greeting you receive only a curt nod in response - There's that famous elf hospitality for you. She seems distracted stringing her bow and preparing for the journey
11 years ago 3 Likes 1,256 Views -
Into the mountains...
by StupidHat
Chapter 2 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
"Halt!" Gideon, the leader of the expedition, cries back from the head of the caravan, signalling the party to stop. As you were stuck at the rear, it takes you awhile to make your way up the narrow mountain pass to see what's the matter. There appears to have been a rock slid...
11 years ago 2 Likes 1,374 Views -
She wants to see it
by StupidHat
Chapter 16 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
Without a word, the Sister steps into the booth and draws the curtain behind her. “The Great Mother would be more forgiving of this transgression if she, erm... saw the offending article”. She says, her eyes still fixed to tent on your crotch. Slowly she kneels down before you an...
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Describe in detail what happened
by StupidHat
Chapter 15 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
“Well, in the shower we merely kissed and touched each other. I believe I may have grabbed her buttocks and breasts, which may have pushed her onwards.” You are almost certain that you can hear soft panting now coming through from Sister Lily's booth. “It was only after we reache...
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You admit to fucking a nun
by StupidHat
Chapter 14 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
“All right then,” you begin “last night, though I was not aware of the issue at the time, I had sex with a chaste Sister of your church.” At that revelation, you hear a shocked gasp from the other booth, though due to the obfuscating divide between the two booths you are unable t...
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You manage to reach it
by StupidHat
Chapter 13 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
Wandering the halls, you eventually come to a doorway that looks large and ostentatious enough to fit your mental image of a chapel. Stepping inside, you encounter a large chamber with a vaulted ceiling, at one end there is a shrine to the Great Mother, whilst at the other there...
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Unexpected interuption
by StupidHat
Chapter 12 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
It was then, as you stared into this enigmatic beauty's wide eyes, that the door burst open and a tall woman, bedecked from head to toe in a deep red, hooded robe, charged into the room. She quickly stopped, however when she beheld the situation, her eyes moving slowly from you p...
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A rough night
by StupidHat
Chapter 11 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
For a man whose last few hours have been spent frantically repairing a dying vessel only for it to crash around him anyway, sleep is hard to keep away. Now add a good, hard fucking to that and it is probably no surprise to anyone that you were fast asleep within minutes of your h...
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She rides you
by StupidHat
Chapter 10 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
Panting desperately, your sexy blonde partner lays there for a while recovering before sitting up suddenly and staring at you, her eyes wild with lust. Grabbing you by the shoulders, she pulls you forward and throws you down on the back, straddling your pelvis and grinning like a...
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