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David Cameron
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Sluice Gate
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I don't know, it's a creative outlet I guess. Plus I've read enough so it feels good to give a little back.
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Dreams and knives.
by StupidHat
Chapter 13 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The right-hand windows of the barn are closed and in the half darkness you struggle to make out your handiwork. The smell is the worst of it though, a sickening miasma of and disease that clings to the air and burns your eyes. It was the flux most likely, better to do this...
10 years ago 754 Words 3 Likes 507 Views -
Fight!
by StupidHat
Chapter 12 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
Blood and surrounds you. The remains of your butchered caravan a burning ruin. But all that matters to you is the monster before you. You raise your blade into an upward guard and spit back a challenge. The giant regards you for second then bellows a mighty laugh, the crow...
10 years ago 890 Words 2 Likes 660 Views -
Yield.
by StupidHat
Chapter 12 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
Standing alone, you eye the crescent of foes arrayed before you. For a brief second you contemplate trying to cut your way free - some of the warriors are stood precariously close to the edge, a swift kick could send them over and weaken their odds - but then you recall Sylvia's...
10 years ago 960 Words 0 Likes 545 Views -
The caravan in flames.
by StupidHat
Chapter 11 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The evening wind beats cold against you as you make the ascent, but you hardly notice it. As you close on the caravan the air fills with the sounds of fire and battle, metal ringing on metal, distant screams and feral war cries that chill you more than the wind ever could. Turni...
10 years ago 520 Words 3 Likes 688 Views -
Sylvia goes in for the kill.
by StupidHat
Chapter 9 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The svelte elf hunter pulls herself back until she is sat upright upon your chest. With nimble fingers she eagerly discards her belt and skirt, then pulls her tunic over her head, throwing it to the corner in one smooth motion. She pauses a moment to let you take in her naked for...
10 years ago 615 Words 5 Likes 834 Views -
Warm up together
by StupidHat
Chapter 7 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
"Oh, come over here" Sylvia demands, opening her shadowsilk cloak for you to climb in next to her "your shivering is getting rather annoying". Giving a brief nod of thanks you shift over and slip under the fabric. Her skin is still cold to the touch, it occurs to you for the fir...
10 years ago 375 Words 3 Likes 1,082 Views -
A walk outside to clear your head.
by StupidHat
Chapter 10 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The wine, the sex, the bizarre chanting. It was all getting a little too much. You had often fantasised about what sex would be like, how it would feel to be a 'real man', in fact it had been a major contribution in your desire to leave home in the first place. Get out from benea...
10 years ago 722 Words 3 Likes 642 Views -
Drinks by the fire.
by StupidHat
Chapter 8 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The skin passes between you two as you take turns seeing how much of the bitter liquid you can brink at a time. It's a remarkably unpalatable drink, a 'vintage of necessity' Gideon had called it as he dealt you your first ration at the start of your journey "nothing says quantity...
10 years ago 935 Words 5 Likes 770 Views -
Shelter in that cave
by StupidHat
Chapter 6 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
Your incredibly well reasoned argument of "fuck this, it's as cold as the Winter-Queen's cunt out here" wins the day and Sylvia agrees to stop at least until the storm dies down. The cave is small, but there is enough room for you both to huddle around the fire that she sparks...
11 years ago 56 Words 1 Likes 1,150 Views -
Start walking
by StupidHat
Chapter 5 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
The journey is long, cold and awkward. Sylvia isn't as talkative as your usual travelling companions, breaking her silence only once to tell you to stop humming. The weather worsens as you approach the turning point and soon a blizzard sets in. It's getting harder to keep goin...
11 years ago 72 Words 2 Likes 1,161 Views -
Pilfer a weapon while she's distracted
by StupidHat
Chapter 4 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
"Is that a troll I see over by the food wagons?!" you exclaim, before shoving one of her many short swords into your pack. "Oh, my mistake. Must have just been that goat."
11 years ago 33 Words 2 Likes 1,284 Views -
Go with Sylvia
by StupidHat
Chapter 3 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
You meet the short, grey-skinned elf as you are heading to the rear of the convoy. Waving a greeting you receive only a curt nod in response - There's that famous elf hospitality for you. She seems distracted stringing her bow and preparing for the journey
11 years ago 45 Words 3 Likes 1,256 Views -
Into the mountains...
by StupidHat
Chapter 2 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
"Halt!" Gideon, the leader of the expedition, cries back from the head of the caravan, signalling the party to stop. As you were stuck at the rear, it takes you awhile to make your way up the narrow mountain pass to see what's the matter. There appears to have been a rock slid...
11 years ago 170 Words 2 Likes 1,377 Views -
You hear a noise
by StupidHat
Chapter 4 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
Hearing an odd noise coming from the right passageway, you decide to investigate. After all you can't exactly just stand in this vestibule forever. As you walk down the corridor the sound gets louder until you finally realise that what you are hearing is actually a low mutte...
415 Words 0 Likes 1,403 Views -
Get cleaned up
by StupidHat
Chapter 5 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
“Oh, but look at you, where are my manners?” the armoured woman exclaimed before opening a door to her left and beckoning you inside. “You should get out of those filthy rags and get yourself cleaned up”. Following her into what turned out to be a shower room, you reflected...
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She decides to join you
by StupidHat
Chapter 6 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
Suddenly you hear a hissing noise behind you and look around to see the woman, still in power-armour, still watching you. You had almost forgotten she was there what with how enjoyable the shower had been. More hissing, which you now realised was the armour unlocking itself, espe...
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Introduction
by StupidHat
Chapter 1 in Adventures in the Mountains of Solitude
As a farm lad, growing up in the rain-soaked lowlands of Trin, you've always been fascinated by the great Mountains of Solitude; an impossibly large wide range of peaks so cold and desolate that even the tough and stone-loving Dwarves were unable to tame. As a child you would lis...
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Kiss her
by StupidHat
Chapter 7 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
Leaning in, you gently press your lips against hers. She seems surprised at first but doesn't pull back and soon opens her mouth to shove her tongue deep into yours. The two of you wrestle tongues for a minute or so as to both begin caressing each others naked forms. With one han...
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... go to my room and see what else you can do
by StupidHat
Chapter 8 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
“... go to my room and see what else you can do” she offered, before giving you another quick kiss whilst gently caressing your throbbing dick. Pulling away suddenly she turned off the water and walked seductively to a set of towels nearby, throwing one to you and using another t...
227 Words 2 Likes 1,068 Views -
Show off your oral skills
by StupidHat
Chapter 9 in Crash Landing at a Space Convent
Climbing onto the bed, you position yourself over your svelte companion and begin caressing her and kissing her neck. Her soft moans of pleasure drive you on as you start kissing further and further down her body. Passing her breasts you take a moment to suckle hard on her nipple...
155 Words 1 Likes 999 Views
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