Orange man
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- Orange man was last seen:
- In another dimension
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- January 1, 1916
- Location:
- Citrus State
- Homepage:
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Draw. Just don't ask what I draw. Only the ones born of the Orange can understand.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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The scripture of the Orange.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Spitcream Dragon
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pusspuss
- I write erotica because
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I am horny as fuck.
- In conclusion, I am
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Not dead.
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Well, if you do get fired, you have the AMA to look foward to. by Orange man
Chapter 3 in The Affection Multiplier
You always pride yourself on one thing, being able to keep your emotions in check under pressure. But right now, you are not doing so hot at keeping your cool together under the glare of the apex predator that is your manager. She's called Kaitlyn Sharpe. A name that sup...
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What kind of emotion are you expecting a hot blooded, hormonal teen to instill in a girl? Huh? by Orange man
Chapter 4 in A World of Sorcery
**A/N: sorry if the Mana status tag is a turnoff.** - - - - - - You swallow a _gulp_, a deep, nerve-wracked one at that. Every instinct in your nineteen year old body wants you to abandon caution to the wind and get on with it already, but in this situation, being a first time...
- 55 Likes
- 986 Views
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Boring to the ears, difficult to pronounce, but surprisingly powerful. by Orange man
Chapter 3 in A World of Sorcery
The first few pages you read consist of what could be officially considered as the most boring thing mankind has ever written on paper, ever. It is nothing but endless scrawls of flummoxing heavy data analysis. You get that they only included it to help you understand the nature...
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In some instances, it's called kisslaying. by Orange man
Chapter 11 in The Affection Multiplier
- - - - - - **Gotham city** **Jack's residence** **7:25** **Friday** You cringe slightly when your toothbrush mistakenly dabs at your lips. Your poor, sore and bruised lips. Tessa was very merciless last night, trying to suck them up into her mouth like a vacuum, which would...
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Relax, Barbara is going first. by Orange man
Chapter 7 in The Affection Multiplier
**Happy New Year! You totally adorable smut lovers.** ----------------------------------------------------- - - - - - - Fuck- No- Wait, that came out wrong. Her Dad wouldn't approve of her using dirty language like that. But, then again, she's suppose to be mad at the man, whi...
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John Doe, freshman at Sorcery school. by Orange man
Chapter 2 in A World of Sorcery
**Hello there, everyone, Orange here. So, Mr Gfoxx gave me the greenlight to pop in and write here, and like a weed, sprout! Here I am. I personally think this story has got some great potential, so I will implore other writers with time on their hands to pipe in and WRITE SOMETH...
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What every poorly developed character does; brooding. by Orange man
Chapter 10 in The Affection Multiplier
> **GUILT IS LIKE GLUE, THE FURTHER YOU HOLD IT IN, THE MORE IT STICKS > **_— Orange man_ _"So we're under heat for the shit you stupidly caused!"_ _"Look, the card was fake, I only had it in my pocket just in case those people decided to peg me for further identification. Af...
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- 6,061 Views
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Jack Jericho — A down on his luck character living in the world of superheroes (Orange Man; Status, dead as disco) by Orange man
Chapter 2 in The Affection Multiplier
**(Hi, Orange man here. Huh... My branch of the AMA will focus on a character living in the DC universe, the home of the Justice league. And judging by what we know of DC, for his own sake, Jack is going to need the app. So Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourselves and your imagin...
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Five years ago... by Orange man
Chapter 9 in The Affection Multiplier
**Sorry for the delay, people. College is being bitchier than usual.** - - - - - - **_"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. _** **_Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. _** **_Listen to the never-haves, then listen close to me… _** **_Anythin...
- 103 Likes
- 6,157 Views
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Reminiscing... by Orange man
Chapter 8 in The Affection Multiplier
It's no surprise when you are barely able to keep the metaphorical skip out of your step. All these years and you never realize how good, contact with people other than your sister feels. Interestingly enough, the past hour had been major win win for you; completing your quest an...
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