A winnie.

Breakfast is an awkward affair, mostly for you. You're clutching your phone in one hand and in the other, you hold a fork, fiddling with your food. You didn't get much sleep last night, all thanks to the dating sim app. What the AMA implied yesterday is making you feel quite restless this morning. It is also the reason why you're seeing your baby sister in a new light. Although, even before the app came along, you can't deny there's a part of you that feels for your sister in a not so brotherly kind of way. Living with someone like her would do that to any man, hands down.

How could it not? Tessa is beautiful, bubbly and the fact she is not a very graceful creature, results in a lot of risque moments for you. Like when she'd roll over to your side of the bed in her sleep and you end up spooning each other. The scary movie routine in which she ends up sitting in your laps because she's scared. And Gah!... the pokies and nipslips on days she decides to go braless. Your small house didn't help matters like the bathroom mishap where you run in one another naked in the shower and you gain the knowledge that your little sister isn't a little girl anymore.

This stuff has done things to your psyche, tempting your resolves. But you reined it in, canned your urges. Not because you fear society's opinion; fuck'em! But because you don't want to risk spooking away your only family with your own selfish desires. You were doing pretty good until the stupid app reignited the passions you've buried deep. And now, like a hormonal teenager, you're stealing glances at your sister. She's dressed for school and currently putting her books into her bag. You can't help but notice her skin is looking more sparkly; perhaps the effect of a new moisturizer.

"Okay," she says suddenly, without looking up from her task. "You've been staring at me for at least half an hour. So, what's the haps?"

'She caught me,' you think. Are you that obvious? You presumed you were only stealing glances, not full on staring. This is bad.

"Uhhh..." You rack your brain for an excuse that wouldn't sound weird. "Don't blame me, you're the one looking all sexy this morning."

Where did that come from?

She cocks an eyebrow, probably because you've never complimented her that way before. Then she smiles and says, “Thanks, you're looking hot too." You know she's just being nice. You haven't taken your bath yet and your hair looks like a bear styled it for you, but hey, you'll take what you can get.

She makes a small sound that suggests she's done and rises to her full height. "Okay, I'm heading out." You know what comes next, she always kisses you before going to school; according to her, it's for luck. She steps up to you, leans over and pecks you. Within the span of that moment, her strawberry fragrance, her warm breath, it overwhelms you. You've had deeper dalliances back in highschool but your sister's simplistic peck still makes your stomach flutter and you know you just have to reciprocate. Guided by instinct, your hands shoot up to hold Tessa in place as she comes up and you plant your own peck, dangerously close to her lips.

When you both part, she's smiling and a little bit flustered. After all, She's used to initiating affectionate scenes like this and not the other way round.

"Wow, didn't see that one coming. What a welcomed surprise," she says.

You shrug, grinning. "Just thought I should do my part as a big brother." You only meant to test the waters but you're more than pleased that she likes it.

"Nice. It's a wonderful change from your normal grouchy self. Well, I better get going. Bye!”

With that she slinks to the door.

It might be the sun rays in your eyes, but, you could swear your sister just swayed her backside at you. It was very subtle, but a true connoisseur of the derrière such as yourself would recognize it anywhere. Wait... Does that mean Tessa...?

Wow!

You know what, that does it. Damn the rules! Damn the taboos! Damn the torpedoes, you do you. You grab your phone, turn it on, launch the app and scroll down to the burning question: Would you like to pursue a romantic with Tessa Jericho? and tap yes. You're still certain the Japanese or whoever the manufacturers of your phone might be, are just playing a joke on you. This is as good an idea of a test run as any.

DING

+5 Affection pts with Tessa [85/100]

+5 love pts with Tessa [5/100] you complimented her.

+5 Affection pts with Tessa [90/100]

+5 love pts with Tessa [10/100] you kissed her. It's not much but you did it.

Affection: 90/100 (BFF)

Love: 10/100 (kindling)

Lust: (locked)

DAILY QUEST UNLOCKED

Get someone's affection to a score of 25

REWARD

25 doubloons

Wow, you certainly didn't see this coming, but one thing is for sure. Any shitty feeling of doubt you've got about the app just vanished into thin air. And to think you wanted to uninstall it in the first place. This is pure magic. And perhaps, your ticket to the dream life you always wanted. In this world of gods and monsters you live in, every edge you can get matters. You mean, an app that allows you to charm the pants off people without having to work much for it. Think of the profit, you could razzle dazzle your boss and... You remember you are not going to work today. That's great, you'll have enough time to learn more about the app. There's the issue of the quest and the 25 doubloons reward that you wish could turn to real money. Or can it? You flip over to the help option. It is written boldly: Doubloons cannot be exchanged into real money. It can only be used for purchases in the app shop.

Bummer. Well then, you might as well check out what the app has in store. Get it? App and store. Man, you're such a genius.

—–—–—

SHOP

Welcome to the shop. Please indulge yourself and your money as you browse our fine wares.

First touch (100 doubloons): They say it is good to make a good first impression. With this perk, you automatically get 10 Affection pts in your opening interactions with strangers.

Love Is All You Need (300 doubloons): As long as someone has a love score with you over 50, you no longer need to sleep or eat, though you may do so without any repercussions if you desire. You do still need to breathe, though, so don't drown or anything.

Adonis (200 doubloons): Firm jaw, chiseled abs, toned thighs... Every man dream of this all the time. With this, you get a physique that rivals the gods themselves. Get ready to turn the head of the ladies and make straight men reevaluate their sexuality. Oh, and you get 5 love pts and 5 lust pts automatically to anyone who sees you.

Power pole (50 doubloons): Let's face it. Who doesn't want a huge package? With this, you can spoil your partner rotten to the core. The length and breadth of your dick adjust according to your desire. Just don't go too far. Think of it as a superpower... Dickman.

You just don't know what to think. Is the app telling the truth? Is it not telling the truth? You are aware of the fact that you have to buy something to find out if the app is being real. But you hate to spend money on something and then it turns out to be a phony. Even if the money in question is a software currency.

Your eyes roam up and down the list. With all the choices looking enticing, you're stuck on what to buy. You mean... with the power pole, you could have the dick you always wanted and adjust the size to your taste, talk about convenience. First touch gives you an extra edge when talking to people that are hard to impress. Adonis provides you with the perfect body that you don't even have to suffer for in the gym. And the love is all you need perk gives the middle finger to the basic need of hunger and sleepiness. It's going to be a tough decision.

One mulling montage later...

Answering to your inner scrooge, you decide to go for the least expensive which coincidentally comes with the huge package. You want to use it as a test drive, of course, not because you want a big cock or something.

You take a deep breath and tap the buy option and a notification dings to life on your screen.

Congratulations on your purchase! Hope you enjoy it!

250 doubloons left

You're really glad your sister is not here because you don't hold back at shedding off your pants with unusual childish giddiness and leave your lower body bare to the cold wind breezing through your tiny apartment.

Your little above average unerected dick lies limp and propped up by your lap. You peer closely for any sign of change while giving it a little poke with your pinky. Your dick gives a little lurch... and falls in between your thighs. It has only gotten tired of your lap. '_No changes,' _You sigh and lean back in your chair. Reasoning that even instant noodles don’t cook instantly, you hold on to a tiny amount of hope that it'll happen anytime now.

10:00

Anytime now.

11:30

Anytime now.

12:12

Any... *Yawn*... time... now...

It's 2:03 when you wake up. You stand up to your feet, take a stretch, stifle a yawn... do the usual wake-up routine stuff. It takes you a while to regain your faculty and when you eventually come to, all of past hour’s events rush in and you remember... In a painfully slow motion, you depress your head, building a lot of anticipation along the way.... And... VOILA!

Joy to the world.

A very big baby has been born.