Mrwhysper

Really Really Experienced

Mrwhysper was last seen:: 6 hours ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: August 23, 1975

Location:: where the sun don’t shine… Minnesota

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: treat my objects like women.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Intentionally badly written novels. Like Naked Came A Stranger and Atlanta Nights

My favorite word for "penis" is: Pump Handle

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Squish Mitten

I write erotica because: It stops the spider from chewing on my medulla oblongata.

In conclusion, I am: still trying to figure out what I wanna be when I grow up. At almost 50.