About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- August 23, 1975
- Location
- where the sun don’t shine… Minnesota
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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attempt to consume enough caffeine to vibrate through solid objects.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Shampoo bottles. Or if none are available, ‘50s era cookbooks.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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The part that does the real thinking.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Whichever hole I’m sticking my dick in.
- I write erotica because
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I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.
- In conclusion, I am
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just the cook.
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I told the priest, “Don’t count on any second coming. God got his ass kicked the last time he came down here slumming”
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 4 in The Making of a Cock
I proceeded through a series of standard deepening exercises, taking him further and further down into himself while narrowing his attention in on me. I moved through Form C of the Stanford Scale with him, skipping over taste hallucination and anosmia just for practicality’s sak...
3 days ago 1,238 Words 1 Likes 38 Views -
In the mind of a madman there are color explosions. An eclipse of emotion.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 3 in The Making of a Cock
I packed up the textbook I’d been reading through in the library and made my way across the early fall campus. Ash and I had both read up on hypnosis for years, my interest was more about its application to abnormal psychology, while his seemed to be more directed toward conditio...
3 days ago 1,073 Words 0 Likes 36 Views -
Jacob Reizenstein, Male, very butch/Ashley Jones, Male(?), quite effeminate (TTT branch)
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 2 in The Making of a Cock
_**Author’s note:** Hey folks, this is Whysper, figured I should introduce myself and let y’all in on the themes and kinks I’ll be exploring in this particular branch so as to establish expectations. I’ve been writing here at CHYOA for a few years now and my general focus has bee...
3 days ago 1,712 Words 0 Likes 96 Views -
I want the trees in single file; bring the corpse of something rare. Show me children who are sinners, show me mounds of human hair
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 30 in APA
At her request, we followed Didi to the home office of Dr. Alf Walker, a crusty old bastard with an infectious grin on his face. The community has a medical center, equipped for everything from bog standard common colds up to accidental amputations, with more complex cases being...
2 weeks ago 1,031 Words 4 Likes 54 Views -
Saint Peter’s on a smoke break, the Devil’s dressed in silk, and you always eat the mother after drinking her milk
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 29 in APA
“It ain’t wrong for a man to protect his little girl!” Benjamin “Bull” Montrose lived up to his name. About my age, he sported an iron grey crewcut over a craggy well tanned brow. His shoulder veritably rippled with muscle under a stained white t-shirt leading down to python l...
1 month ago 1,112 Words 4 Likes 88 Views -
Give me my freedom for as long as I be. All I ask of livin’ is to have no chains on me.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 28 in APA
The interior of the trailer was decorated in what I can only call Bad 70’s Disco Bachelor. The first thing in view as soon as we walked through the door was a, no shit, framed black velvet painting of the nativity with Marilyn Monroe as Mary, James Dean as Joseph, and Elvis, Dale...
3 months ago 894 Words 10 Likes 127 Views -
And every single meeting with his so-called superior is a humiliating kick in the crotch.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 27 in APA
Res police, like all cops, tend to work on their own timescale, so it was surprising that it only took about ten minutes before three red Dodge Durangos with the tribal crest on their doors had pulled up. Took another half hour to get the eleven foot Coleman Crawdad to a dock, bu...
3 months ago 1,102 Words 9 Likes 112 Views -
I look real nice and easy to trust, ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Gonna lead you on the path to self destruct on this crazy train that I conduct.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 26 in APA
Waking up for the first time with a beautiful goth clinging to me like a limpet is one of highlights of my life. The first light of dawn snuck its way past the curtains to play upon Anwyn’s delicate features as she lay with her head on my chest. I’ve remarked before on how al...
4 months ago 1,285 Words 8 Likes 133 Views -
All the things you mean to me. All the things I want us to be.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 24 in APA
I froze. Yes, it was obvious in retrospect, she only gave me one room key, not the usual envelope with two in it, but in my defense I was still trying to wrap my head around the idea that she actually found me attractive. Maybe it was of habit, like her driving everywhe...
5 months ago 818 Words 9 Likes 223 Views -
When you came in the air went out and every shadow filled up with doubt
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 25 in APA
She went limp, finally moving her thighs from their vice grip around my head. I looked up at her, taking in the irregular rise and fall of her breasts with each ragged breath, the way the dim ribbons of light gave her ghostly white skin an almost iridescent sheen, the way her bac...
5 months ago 1,041 Words 10 Likes 348 Views -
Sticks and stones used to break my bones but now words can end my life, ‘cause everything’s a bomb.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 23 in APA
So I’ve always had this theory. Well, not always, I guess it’s something I’ve just developed over the years. My own personal head canon. It’s about Dick Clark, Ryan Seacrest, and Merlin. See there used to be this running joke that Dick Clark aged in reverse, and the legends a...
5 months ago 804 Words 9 Likes 175 Views -
(Say It! Starts with “P”, rhymes with “Asian”) —pation.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 2 in Sweet Transvestite
The Hollywood Theater in Dormont was one of those grand old dames that you sometimes get in small towns, from the days when it wasn’t odd to find a cinema right in the middle of a block of businesses. She wasn’t big, but she still had a bit of that faded elegance that makes you t...
6 months ago 1,664 Words 0 Likes 195 Views -
I’m bleeding (Epilogue)
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 10 in Sweet Transvestite
We didn’t fuck that night. It wasn’t until two weeks later. For the next two years Bobbi and I would get together pretty regularly and have a lot of fun. There were never any issues when either of us got into relationships, and we were always there for each other when those relat...
6 months ago 248 Words 0 Likes 80 Views -
Then go (fuck in) back to the car
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 4 in Sweet Transvestite
I wanna say that I waited to email Bob to build tension. Truth of the matter is that work was kicking my ass and it was Wednesday morning before I even remembered that little slip of paper with his address on it. So I sat down at the communal 386, convinced dial-up to work by sac...
6 months ago 1,134 Words 0 Likes 112 Views -
(On PCP) by how I look. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 3 in Sweet Transvestite
It was another two weeks before I saw that ass again. This time it was packed into a maid costume. The hair was longer (a wig) and the makeup different, but I never forget an ass. For once I had a night off from being onstage (my first in six months), so I decided to mingle w...
6 months ago 1,104 Words 0 Likes 128 Views -
When in just seven days (And six long nights!) I can make you a man!
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 5 in Sweet Transvestite
Saturday night. I was Eddie. Again, it was a short role, easy costuming, and the chance to whip Rebecca around in her little costume. I finished up my part of “Eddie’s Teddy” and absconded to the basement. Bob was again in Columbia drag, this time in the PJ set with the Mickey Mo...
6 months ago 1,008 Words 0 Likes 98 Views -
Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 7 in Sweet Transvestite
“Wow.” See? There’s that witty articulation. Still it got a smile and a blush which was all to the good there. “You look amazing.” Ahh, there we go, brain back on-line. “Thanks.” I could barely hear him (did he want me to think of him as her now?) over the noise of the club. I...
6 months ago 1,145 Words 0 Likes 92 Views -
Introduction
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 1 in Sweet Transvestite
_I’ve previously told some barely fictional accounts of my misspent youth in the 90s in Pittsburgh. For the previous two installments check out **[I Put A Spell On You](https://chyoa.com/story/I-Put-A-Spell-On-You.24339)** and **[Baron Munchausen, the Shaggy Dog, and the Little G...
6 months ago 936 Words 0 Likes 598 Views -
Burning bright (What’s up your ass?) there’s a shining star!
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 8 in Sweet Transvestite
_Yep. I totally screwed up. I pushed her too far. This is the last time she’ll talk to me. Maybe I can get back in after she dumps me and drink half the bar…_ That was my internal dialogue as Bobbi and I made our way down the stairs from the third floor of the building the clu...
6 months ago 2,098 Words 0 Likes 84 Views -
Mmmmm? Coming! (So's Brad! No, wait for it... There you go!)
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 9 in Sweet Transvestite
She was tentative at first, kissing and licking. Tasting it. I let her be, just enjoying the attention. It wasn’t going to get me off anytime soon, but it felt nice. Finally she screwed up her courage and took the plunge, opening her tiny mouth as wide as she could and taking the...
6 months ago 634 Words 0 Likes 90 Views
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