Orange man

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Orange man was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: January 1, 1916

Location:: Citrus State

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Draw. Just don't ask what I draw. Only the ones born of the Orange can understand.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: The scripture of the Orange.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Spitcream Dragon

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Pusspuss

I write erotica because: I am horny as fuck.

In conclusion, I am: Not dead.