About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- April 1
- Location
- Somewhere, Someplace, Sometime
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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wonder what it would be like to have an actual relationship
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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things that tickle my metaphorical fancy (and teach me how to use phrases like "metaphorical fancy")
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Rooster (because it's worldplay.)
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Minge (because it's just a fun word to say.)
- I write erotica because
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it lets me forget how little experience with the real thing I have
- In conclusion, I am
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a little depressed about myself after reading this actually
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Believe it or not; a dinner out to celebrate a milestone.
by Kainen
Chapter 3 in The Advent
Who would've ever thought a small dinner with his mother celebrating his graduation from high school would lead Aidan to that moment in time? It had been a nice evening after out, the the heat not nearly so bad as one might expect in late June. Though of course the concrete and s...
3 years ago 1,448 Words 2 Likes 294 Views -
Introduction
by Kainen
Chapter 1 in The Advent
Exactly what it says on the tin: Your mother is a brilliant geneticist who finds a way to alter your genetics in order to change you into something more. Story can be as realistic or comic book/science fiction as you like. Minimal effort in the story and grammar department apprec...
5 years ago 61 Words 6 Likes 1,626 Views -
Aidan Vahlen (21 years old, College Freshman, Telekinesis)
by Kainen
Chapter 2 in The Advent
Aidan knew this was a stupid idea. Completely irrational. His mother would be completely aghast at him for this, every scientific and parenting instinct screaming at her that this was not the way to fully test himself. She’d always encouraged him to push his limits, find where h...
5 years ago 326 Words 4 Likes 730 Views -
Dress Normally: Why fix what isn't broken?
by Kainen
Chapter 5 in Giuliana Benedetti
Giuliana didn't think it was vain so much as it was frank appraisal to think that the way she normally dressed was enough to make most any man's blood rush away from his thinking head: especially since giving birth to her three daughters had gone against all odds and left her bod...
7 years ago 1,264 Words 8 Likes 2,120 Views -
Indecision with a small touch of shy.
by Kainen
Chapter 14 in Bosom Buddies
You know how some people have a hang-up about certain parts of themselves that they imagine other people do when really it's they themselves who have the biggest problem with it? Well, Elizabeth felt that way about her hips. Since she'd been hit as hard by the puberty stick as S...
7 years ago 324 Words 54 Likes 11,276 Views -
Lycaon Arkadios, Mercenary, A Werewolf driven by Vengence
by Kainen
Chapter 2 in The Red Riding Hood Wars
It had been expected of course that some of Fenrir's children would spread themselves far and wide: beyond even the lands where their father fought and lost his war to Rose. Some perished at mortal hands as their brethren did, some became beasts of the wild by forsaking all conta...
7 years ago 780 Words 3 Likes 3,275 Views -
Interrupt some gunfire diplomacy.
by Kainen
Chapter 2 in Spider-man:Owner of Stories
Spidey should've known that even on the weekend crooks wouldn't manage to take time off. After all, if they had lives or families like everyone else, they'd at least have had the decency to keep to it on the weekdays so that everyone could at least get a little respite, if only f...
8 years ago 1,279 Words 7 Likes 1,367 Views -
Not as obvious as it is to him, but they're trying
by Kainen
Chapter 13 in Bosom Buddies
Talia had seemed dubious about the effectiveness of my technique but didn’t say anything more to me about it. From there it became obvious to anyone with working eyes which girls were willing to back off and let me deal with it my way and which ones were keeping a closer eye out...
8 years ago 1,232 Words 54 Likes 17,751 Views -
Why choose at all when you can do both?
by Kainen
Chapter 12 in Bosom Buddies
So of course, what with my being such a decisive and take-charge kind of guy; I instead elected to do neither. Or maybe both depending on how you look at it. I took a deep breath and gathered my thoughts. Looking at the sun helped focus me and ignore the look Talia was boring in...
8 years ago 767 Words 50 Likes 18,662 Views -
A baffling (and somewhat distressing) return to the status quo
by Kainen
Chapter 11 in Bosom Buddies
I probably should’ve understood something was off from the fact that when I came back, Corrine pretended as though it never happened. And I don’t mean pretended in that way most people do where they try to act like there’s nothing going on. Except they can’t help the occasional s...
8 years ago 757 Words 50 Likes 20,296 Views -
A new and exciting sort of lip service
by Kainen
Chapter 10 in Bosom Buddies
I could briefly see my own reflection looking back at me from her eyes before her lips met mine. And then my eyes closed involuntarily as my body leaned toward her, wanting to get closer to the warmth she represented: physically and emotionally. As I felt her breasts press again...
8 years ago 997 Words 58 Likes 24,382 Views -
It's Corrine here to provide comforting company.
by Kainen
Chapter 9 in Bosom Buddies
It was a nurse with a very familiar body and an impishly grinning face that still managed to get my heart racing that extra beat whenever I spoke to her. I may have been her sole guy friend, but I was still human after all. "Corrine?" My voice was a bit scratchy from feeling hal...
8 years ago 859 Words 58 Likes 29,148 Views -
Dress Impressively: What's life without a little excitement?
by Kainen
Chapter 5 in Giuliana Benedetti
Giuliana had thought when she got married that she didn't have to worry about using her body to get people to do what she wanted anymore: not when she had a husband who would provide for their family while she took care of the home and made sure they were well thought of by the n...
8 years ago 1,348 Words 5 Likes 2,731 Views -
Personal: Swiftness of action trumps caution in this case.
by Kainen
Chapter 4 in Giuliana Benedetti
Deciding that it was unlikely that anyone would try to listen in on a personal call to a principal, even one supposedly connected to an Irish gangster clan, Giuliana decided to use one of several burner cells she had purchased some time ago to call him. After dialing the number...
8 years ago 306 Words 5 Likes 2,762 Views -
Offical: Try to keep things discreet for now.
by Kainen
Chapter 4 in Giuliana Benedetti
Giuseppe may have been an ass, but it was still a connected ass no matter how much he took said connections for granted these days. So for now Giuliana knew she should keep things below the radar. Machiavelli had said it best after all: _Men ought to be either well treated or cr...
8 years ago 662 Words 8 Likes 3,675 Views -
Contact Thomas "Tommy" Ryan
by Kainen
Chapter 3 in Giuliana Benedetti
Between her family's former connections within the Sicilian mafia, it was a given that Giuliana had at least a few contacts within as well as halfway decent information on each of the major factions of the city. The Russians, the Cartels, the Yakuza and of course the Irish. One c...
8 years ago 409 Words 8 Likes 4,974 Views -
Susan Storm nee Richards.
by Kainen
Chapter 3 in Spider-man:Owner of Stories
As he pulled off his mask he heard footsteps coming from his right. Turning toward the approaching presence, he could only thank his lucky stars again that Johnny Storm wasn't a telepath since friend or no he would most certainly not appreciate the thoughts Peter was having about...
9 years ago 533 Words 11 Likes 2,050 Views -
See what the Avengers are up to.
by Kainen
Chapter 2 in Spider-man:Owner of Stories
Peter knew that he hadn't heard anything on the police frequencies about any of his old rogues or possible new villains. Which meant, knowing the old Parker Luck (patent pending), that there was some kind of world ending threat in the works right now that was just waiting for him...
9 years ago 417 Words 8 Likes 2,863 Views -
As calmly as he can.
by Kainen
Chapter 4 in Spider-man:Owner of Stories
With a seven year old right there with him, Peter felt it might be a bit inappropriate to start freaking the hell out right at this moment. With that in mind, he decided to give away her position and see if maybe he could get some answers from Sue: maybe she could explain what wa...
9 years ago 793 Words 11 Likes 1,942 Views -
A pair of aliens.
by Kainen
Chapter 3 in Spider-man:Owner of Stories
He wasn't sure who he had expected to find, but it certainly hadn't been the alien Tamaranian princess Koriand'r aka Starfire trying to talk the alternate universe Kryptonian Kara Zor-El aka Power Girl into having a 'girl's night out' with her. Outside of perhaps Wonder Woman, th...
9 years ago 656 Words 12 Likes 2,038 Views
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