A pair of aliens.

He wasn't sure who he had expected to find, but it certainly hadn't been the alien Tamaranian princess Koriand'r aka Starfire trying to talk the alternate universe Kryptonian Kara Zor-El aka Power Girl into having a 'girl's night out' with her. Outside of perhaps Wonder Woman, these two were without question the bustiest women Peter had ever known: making him very thankful for two things. One, that he'd been in a relationship with the like of Black Cat before so as to be able to control his lower head's stirrings that came whenever he saw such examples of raw, powerful femininity. And two, that his costume's reflective lenses couldn't show just where his gaze riveted whenever he was out of sight of Power Girl's x-ray vision.

"It is surely not going to be so terrible to explore what the earthlings call the night life is it?" Asked the orange skinned Tamaranian, her fiery red hair reaching down the center of her back as her green eyes were locked on the Kryptonian's baby blues, her easy smile managing to bring forth a surge of envy from Peter over the guys like Nightwing who had managed to have a relationship with the easy-going and fun-loving alien princess.

Kara shrugged her shoulders dismissively, her red cape atop the white one piece barely moving whilst Peter summoned the patience of Job in order to prevent his eyes from instantly locking on her heavenly cleavage window.

"Even if they don't recognize me, these are certainly going to garner attention I don't need." She answered left hand absently indicating her breasts.

'Oh, that's just unfair.' Peter thought to himself as his gaze inadvertently followed her gesture and beheld the glory that was Kryptonian cleavage.

Deciding he should probably introduce himself now since with Kara's enhanced hearing she'd likely already heard him come in and didn't want to be accused of perving on the two women, (much as he would've liked to) he strode toward them.

"Well, to be fair, if you went with Kori to New Jersey, they'd probably be more likely to stare because you're too pale." He interjected, bringing his right hand up in a small wave to the two alien women.

"Friend Spider-Man! How pleasant to see you again!" Starfire exclaimed, giving him a hug in greeting. Peter didn't resist bringing up his arms to hug her back, knowing and enjoying how physically affectionate the Tamaranian could be with people she considered her friend. And after that whole 'stop my sister from trying to kill me' thing he'd helped her out with, he supposed this meant he counted as one now.

"Always good to see you too Star." He answered, wondering for a moment if he could feel Kori's nipples pressing into his chest through the cloth of their respective super suits before she drew away. Nah, couldn't be. Why would a (literal) other-worldly beauty like her be aroused by a relatively ordinary guy like him?

Kara's right eyebrow quirked even as he saw her suppress a grin at his interjection. Always nice to see his humor break the ice instead of wear the nerves.

"Perhaps you could help me!" Starfire exclaimed, eyes alight as though Peter's presence had suddenly given her an idea.

"You are familiar with the city called New York correct?" She asked. Before he could answer her train of thought completed its stop at the station to her lips.

"If so, perhaps you could show us how the city that never naps looks by night!" She offered, an eager grin on her face.

Peter felt his own brown eyes widen beneath the Spider-man mask. Had she seriously offered to have him escort two of the absolute hottest alien women he'd ever met (and considering his spandex life, that was saying something) around New York City's nightlife? Just as he was about to open his mouth to say something, Kara's voice added something to Kori's thought.