About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- April 1
- Location
- Somewhere, Someplace, Sometime
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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wonder what it would be like to have an actual relationship
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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things that tickle my metaphorical fancy (and teach me how to use phrases like "metaphorical fancy")
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Rooster (because it's worldplay.)
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Minge (because it's just a fun word to say.)
- I write erotica because
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it lets me forget how little experience with the real thing I have
- In conclusion, I am
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a little depressed about myself after reading this actually
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