Shrunken 'Massage' Service

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You were shrunk some time ago, down to a size that you soon discovered to be very convenient. You've since sorted out the details, got on with your life, and decided to make the best of your situation. You now run a tiny massage service, offering your very unique services to women in exchange for a livelihood. You're currently in the office, starting your evening off right with a coffee. Your secretary, Jane, sits at the same desk you're currently using. You glance at her and she winks at you, her face flushing a bit. Jane likes getting paid in hard cash, but you've found that doesn't mean she'll refuse the occasional bonus. You don't have any clients booked for tonight, which is odd, but not unheard of. You go to make small talk with Jane when the phone suddenly rings. "Muff divers," Jane answers "how can I help you?"