SCP: Confinement

Authors note: Story will not contain any graphic or . Any mention of , , and are purely meant to reference the backstories and settings. All references of will only be offscreen and implied, but never explicitly stated. Despite themes from source material, story will play out more as a slice of life dark-comedy/parody rather than a faithful adaptation. Creative liberties will be taken, and original canon and lore may be ignored or changed for the sake of story.

For as long as you could remember, you’ve never been able to die.

A strange circumstance, but it’s true.

You’ve been maimed, tortured, chewed, digested, electrocuted, murdered, immolated, dissected, possessed, turned insane, turned to stone, turned into a forest, stomped on- You get the point.

Yet each time you die, it never sticks around for long because you always find yourself alive and well just a few seconds later, in an entirely new body. No worse for wear.

Apparently, the boys in lab coats refer to it as Regenerative Immortality. You personally just called it the respawn power since it reminded you of how video games worked, but hey, different strokes for different folks.

You’ve had this power ever since you were born, supposedly. Based on how the SCP Foundation found and collected you after a poor old lady found a car filled with dead babies who all died of heatstroke, you’re inclined to believe it.

The Foundation found a great use of your power, as they would repeatedly use you as a test subjects for many dangerous experiments, thus leading to the whole list of deaths mentioned above.

While it’s not the life you would have chosen, it’s honestly not entirely bad.

Compared to the D-Class saps that were to be here due to their criminal history, you were treated considerably better as you had ample access to certain privileges that the other poor guinea pigs don’t have. Access to the internet, collection of movies and tv shows, premium subscriptions to high quality porn sites, decent meals from a decent chef, basically just stuff that keeps you content.

You never had a reason to want to leave, although you’re pretty sure the Foundation would never let you leave if you ever tried.

After years of services (ie, you died a bunch of times and researchers wrote it on notepads,) you’ve recently been “promoted” in a sense to overgo testing in a more specific genre within the SCP Foundation. Mostly, the kind that will require you to have sex, perform sex, or actively engage in something related to sex.

Not what you were expecting your life to be heading towards, but hey, you weren’t exactly complaining.

Most likely, you’ll probably die a whole bunch, but that’s not really going to be an issue when it comes to you, now is it?

(If you’d like, leave suggestions to what SCP would be a good fit for this story that you think would be sexy and fun to see in action when utilized in the most perverted way possible.)

Characters and Settings not original, credits goes to as follows

SCP Foundation - Based on SCP website, a forum of collaborative storytellers

Conner, Dr. Natalie Powers, Dr. Marlowe, etc. - Loosely based on Lord Bung's animated series "Confinement" available on youtube.

SCP monsters that show up - To their respective creators in their original SCP wiki page, with some liberal changes here and there made by me.