Hogwarts Whorehouse

Every character in this story is at least 18 years of age. For anyone wondering how this makes sense, I may here quote from the infamous Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galxy:

"The precise details of the accident are not important because no one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, and many people have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying."

In other words, don't think about it :)

It was the usual feast for the start of the new school year at Hogwarts. Meeting friends again after a long summer apart, great food in masses and also the inevitable speech. Well, at the very least, a full stomach made it much more easy to at least pretend to listen to it. This year however, every single person in the great hall was listening intently. Because this year it was so much more than the usual dronig on about values and rules and new ways students may accidently stumble upon certain somewhere in the castle.This year, there was a change in school rules. A very intruiging change in school rules. Or well, at least for about half the students it was.

Thew new rules were as simple as they were wonderful. Or as they were shocking, depending on your point of view. Noone knew why the rules had been introduced. They only knew, that they would be enforced. How, was not exactly clear yet. But it was made very clear, that trying to break them would not simply get you into trouble, it would also be futile. Since in the end, they said, you had but to abide by them.

The new rules were:

1. All students who are not of legal age have to leave the school immediately. They will be taught elsewhere from now on.
2. Starting tomorow, new school uniforms have to be worn. They will be provided in the dorm rooms.
3. All female students are objects of free use. Any male advances are to be at least tolerated. This includes but is not limited to. Touching, groping, kissing, penetration of mouth, vagina or asshole.
4. The above rules take effect starting tomorrow at 00:01.
5. Additional rules may be ammended by the teaching staff during the school year.

Of course, chaos and confusion ensued after this proclamation. Girls were trying to run away to their dorms, even though there was no real need for that, not this night at least. Guys were staring at each other in disbelief and then looking around at their friends, crushes and girls they have never realized before. Scouting out possible targets. It surely was a start of term feast to remember.