Chapters tagged humor

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Chapter 40

Your meeting with Briala concluded, you pull the elf in for a kiss. A kiss to your cock, of course, not her cum-stained lips. Bidding the spunk-drenched elf goodbye, you both make a promise to reconvene later in the evening, hopefully for another round of her gagging on your coc...

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Chapter 30

Suddenly, the figure comes tumbling through the pantry door, obscured by a thick fog of baking flour and powdered sugar. It takes a moment for the dense clouds to dissipate before you can finally make out Sera lying face down on the stone floor. With a dazed, aching groan, the el...

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Chapter 32

You wander into your private tent, your massive prick leading the charge like a siege weapon breaching the gates of a conquered city as you burst through the heavy canvas flaps. The transition from the outside is stark and immediate; the smell of smoky campfire, cheap ale, and f...

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Chapter 34

The rest of your journey to the Winter Palace proves uneventful, the full garrison of soldiers surrounding your caravan making for a powerful deterrent against any petty roadside bandits. The "souvenirs" of your journey, Velanna and Captain Rylock stumble behind your carriage in...

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Chapter 13

You settle into your Throne, a cruel smile spreading across your face as you contemplate your would-be assassin's fate. Meanwhile, your hand subconsciously moves from your stubbled chin down to your cock, idly stroking its length of it as you ponder the possibilities for the capt...

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Chapter 11

"Your Worship, there are prisoners awaiting your judgment." Josephine dutifully informs you, consulting her trusty ledger. To her credit, your ambassador always tried to maintain the illusion of a schedule even when your perverted distractions made keeping to a tightly-crafted i...

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Chapter 5

Finished with your lunch, you stroll through the halls with no real destination in mind. The beauty of your Throne's magic turning Skyhold into your own personal playground is you're never more than a few steps away from your next blowjob. On your way through the main hall, you...

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Chapter 6

The climb up the winding stairs is unremarkable until you reach the landing, where you soon discover a heated exchange between Dorian and Mother Giselle that's impossible to ignore. Dorian, his usually charming composure slightly ruffled, wears an expression of thinly veiled exas...