Chapters tagged comedy

by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 58

The Council can wait. You'll spend plenty of time there once the talks get underway. For now, you merely sit back and relax as your caravan continues its parade through the Winter Palace. The streets of Halamshiral are packed with people hoping to witness your arrival. As you pa...

by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 42

After that rousing toast from Celene, you and the other nobles return to your meals in earnest. Despite Josephine’s best attempts at teaching you the finer points of Orlesian dinner etiquette, you still wolf down your roast pheasant and spice potatoes with all the grace and soph...

by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 32

The phrase "time flies when you're having fun" rings true as the next few hours pass you by quickly. By now, you've left Skyhold and the Frostbacks far behind, the snow-capped peaks that once dominated the view from your carriage windows now fully replaced by miles and miles of g...

by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 27

If your previous trips to the Winter Palace were any indication, it wouldn't hurt to stock up on weapons and armor before you leave. With that in mind, it's time to pay your resident arcanist Dagna a little visit. As you stagger through the dank, dimly lit tunnels of Skyhold's u...

by Kiasyon

Chapter 21

"...Merrill, one of Varric's friends from Kirkwall," Josephine says. You peer up from Krem's head bobbing on your cock to a somewhat petite elf standing next to Josephine. You survey her from your elevated position and something....changes. You tap Krem's head to signal him to...

by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 21

"...Lace Harding, lead scout of the Inquisition." Josephine finishes. "Howdy, Your Worship!" the redhead dwarf cheerfully waves as she waddles up to the throne. Normally this is where a kiss of your cock would occur but with Krem hogging your entire shaft to himself at the momen...

by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 19

As your guards escort the dejected Morrigan out of your chambers, you begin to consider your choices for her replacement. You may have, in fact, relieved the witch of her cocksleeve duties prematurely as you tend to think clearest with a mouth wrapped around your cock but you're...

by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 16

“Everyone knows you prefer munching carpet, Sera.” you chuckle, tapping your swollen cock against the elf's freckled cheeks for sarcastic effect. Thanks to your throne's persistent magic, the lesbian rogue doesn't bat an eyelash at any of this. "Right, yea?" she half-grins. "Wou...

by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 12

“Your Worship,” Leliana addresses you. “We've apprehended the assassin hiding in Skyhold.” “Maker, that was quick.” you chuckle, sitting up in your throne. It seems your decision to pair Bull and Leliana together on this mission paid off. "Bring this assassin before me for judgm...

by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 6

The climb up the winding stairs is unremarkable until you reach the landing, where you soon discover a heated exchange between Dorian and Mother Giselle that's impossible to ignore. Dorian, his usually charming composure slightly ruffled, wears an expression of thinly veiled exas...

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Chapter 4

You recall from Leliana's morning briefing that Iron Bull had something important he wished to discuss with you. Knowing Bull, the best place to start looking for him would be the tavern. As you enter the Herald's Rest, you're treated to some familiar sights. Busty barmaids runn...