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Introduction by the_high_king

Chapter 1

You are the **Herald of Andraste** and the **Inquisitor** of _'The Inquisition'_... a fat, corrupt balding man who has the power to close the demonic rifts that plague the land of Ferelden. You're definitely not the hero that the people were expecting but currently they have no o...

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Have a bath before dinner. by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 40

While you await Cassandra's return, you decide to make yourself at home in your new suite. On the table, you find a woven basket filled to the brim with all manner of Orlesian delicacies. Between all the fresh-picked fruit, artisan cheese, and gourmet chocolate, there's enough f...

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Schmooze with the nobles. by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 41

Navigating the maze of grand hallways, you eventually come upon the courtyard. It's here you discover the royal garden filled to the brim with socializing nobles. The sun has yet to even set and already most of the guests appear drunk. Scanning the crowd, you spot some familiar f...

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Divine Victoria (Cassandra) by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 59

You wander through the opulence of the Winter Palace on your way to meet one of the principals of this Exalted Council, Divine Victoria, or, as you knew her back in the Inquisition, Seeker Cassandra Pentaghast. Truthfully, Cassandra was never your first choice to become the next...

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The Eluvian is acting strange. by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 53

You arrive at the gates of Skyhold where, for the moment, everything appears to be normal. The guards manning the tower release the drawbridge, its wooden frame buckling under the weight as your overburdened caravan enters the mountain fortress. Reaching the inner courtyard, you...

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Wine and Cheese by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 41

You and Vivienne stroll arm-in-arm through the winding halls of the Winter Palace, the enchanter's slender arm looped delicately around your flabby one like a silk ribbon tied around a sweaty Bronto hock as you navigate the gilded labyrinth together. The contrast between you two...

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Quality time with Josephine! by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 31

Your convoy of carriages, mounted cavalry and foot soldiers maintain their well-ordered pace as you descend down the Frostback Mountains. The battle nugs keep up easily with the horses, their Volcanic Aurum armor specifically enchanted by Dagna to increase their stamina tenfold w...

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Rough roads ahead! by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 32

The phrase "time flies when you're having fun" rings true as the next few hours pass you by quickly. By now, you've left Skyhold and the Frostbacks far behind, the snow-capped peaks that once dominated the view from your carriage windows now fully replaced by miles and miles of g...

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"One sloppy blowjob, please!" by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 28

Having fully perused Bonny's goods, it's time to sample her services—one service in particular. The kind of service reserved for fat, perverted bastards with Throne's full of ancient sex magic. "Your finest blowjob, please," you smirk, casually stroking your cock in front of the...

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Pay a visit to the stables. by CompletelyAverage

Chapter 27

Before embarking on your journey, it might be wise to inspect the mounts you'll be counting on to haul your orgy on wheels to the Palace. With that, you head off to meet Horsemaster Dennet. For nearly thirty years, Dennet had served as the horse master to Arl Eamon before retiri...

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