an orc barbarian

you see an orc barbarian, her large muscular frame barely covered by only two pieces of clothing, with a small hide bikini top covering her large melon sized breasts and a hide skirt covering her wide hips and plump ass. as you check her out she continues to walk up to the counter, when she reaches it she drops a great axe on the counter, as she this does you flinch as you hear the loud thunk and the creak of wood.

"identify it" she says in a gruff but feminine voice

"that will be 10 gold upfront" you say meekly

"WHAT" she says with a look of exasperation "but it doesn't cost you anything, I don't think you know who I am, I'm a hero, now you are going to identify this item for me and you are going to do it for free as payment for me not burning this place down to the ground for such transgressions" she says pointing her finger dangerously close to your face

"mam this is a business I need to make a profit" as you say this you sigh knowing what's going to happen

as the barbarian hears this you see one of her eyes twitch with a look of pure rage as she picks up the axe and holds it high above her head at the exact moment your glyph of warding activates.