Where are we?

"Where are we anyway? The first person I saw was way higher level than me, so this clearly isn't a starting place." Ariel just sighs and crosses his arms. "We are in Solenia, the capital. Which, coincidently, is where Tomoko Sakurai currently resides. More specifically, we are underneath my holy sanctuary, the place where I keep my sacred artifacts. That is why you appeared here. When you chose my alma as one of your Divine Miracles, you bound the gem to yourself and appeared where it is located. Yet another reason why I didn't want you to choose that gem." Ariel looks quite displeased with you, but holds himself back from saying anything else. I don't have anything that resembles a face anymore, but if I still had one I'm sure it would be displaying abject horror right about now. "T-Tomoko Sakurai lives here?" I shout, panic lacing every inch of my voice. Ariel just waves his hand dismissively. "Yes, she lives here." Ariel responds. "And in any other situation, her targeting abilities would have locked you down the second you arrived. Unfortunately, or fortunately in your case, the fact that you have my gem bound to you means that her instant lock on ability won't work on you. Her wall hacks won't work either, so she shouldn't be able to see you here."

I feel myself calm down a bit at Ariel's explanation, but there is still one pressing issue. "Won't she try to find your alma down here? Those guards saw me flush myself, so won't they tell her that I have your alma?" It's a genuine concern, especially if Tomoko brings her allies as well. Ariel sighs and rubs his brow with his hand. "Yes, she should come and find out where my alma has gone, but I doubt she will. Tomoko has, admittedly, become somewhat lazy since the defeat of the last Demon King. Tomoko would probably see a minor slime hiding out in the sewers as beneath her, so it would just be the main guard you would have to worry about." Ariel stops rubbing his brow and looks down on angrily once again. "But don't think this means you have free rein to do whatever you want. I still have those oaths from you, and if you break any of them, I won't help you any more. Got it?" Seeing as how I would lose a lot of benefits if I break my oaths, it would be in my best interest to keep them, at least for now. "Alright, I won't break my oaths." Ariel looks somewhat appeased by me saying that. "Good, I'm glad we can come to somewhat of an understanding between us, even if you do look like one of those nasty darkies." I feel groan internally at Ariel calling me a "Darkie" once again, but I don't bring it up. Instead I try focusing on myself to see if I can open some kind of stat page. After a few seconds of thinking different commands, I finally get it to work.

[Basic Stats]

Name: Kin Mori

Race: Minor Slime LVL 1 (11/1000)

Classes: Sorcerer LVL 1 (11/100)

Experience Gain: 100% + 200% (Small Starting Size) + 800% (Pro Gamer HUD) = 1100%

HP: 30/30

MP: 15/15

LP: 0/100

Yeah, that's about what I expected. The "LP" stat is a bit strange. It couldn't be "Life Points," since that would just be health, and it couldn't be "Level Points," since that would just be EXP. I wonder what it could be? I quickly find the answer to my question on the next page.

[Attributes]

Strength: 5
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect innocent humans: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests and innocent humans: 5 + (50% + 50%) = 10

A measure of how physically strong you are. Each point in it increases max and min physical damage possible for all Strength based weaponry.

Dexterity: 5
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect innocent humans: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests and innocent humans: 5 + (50% + 50%) = 10

A measure of how quick and nimble you are. Each point in it increases maximum movement speed, chance to dodge attacks, as well as the max and min physical damage for all Dexterity based weaponry.

Constitution: 5
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect innocent humans: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests and innocent humans: 5 + (50% + 50%) = 10

A measure of how resilient and hardy you are. Each point increases max health, as well as your resistances to poison and environmental conditions. It also slightly increases maximum LP.

Intelligence: 5
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect innocent humans: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests and innocent humans: 5 + (50% + 50%) = 10

A measure of your collected knowledge and academic performance. Each point increases max and min magical damage for offensive spells, and slightly increases max MP.

Wisdom: 5
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect innocent humans: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests and innocent humans: 5 + (50% + 50%) = 10

A measure of your practical insight and reasoning. Each point increases max MP, and slightly increases max and min damage for offensive spells. It also increases max and min health restored from healing spells.

Charisma: 5
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect innocent humans: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests and innocent humans: 5 + (50% + 50%) = 10

A measure of how charming and convincing you are. Each point decreases item buy price and increases item sell price at shops. Each point also increases the effectiveness of followers you have with you. It also slightly increases the max and min effect possible for all lust actions.

Libido: 5
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect innocent humans: 5 + (50%) = 8
If fighting to protect sacred ground or priests and innocent humans: 5 + (50% + 50%) = 10

A measure of how sexually active and perverted you are. Each point increases the max and min effect possible for all lust actions. It also increases max LP, as well as the max amount of times you can orgasm before being depleted.

Everything about my attributes is about what I expected, with the exception of "Libido." I guess I should have expected a HUD designed by a perverted goddess would include something like that. That must mean that ""LP" is short for "Lust Points." It seems like my attributes aren't based off of who I was before I came here, cause Libido would probably be close to max if it was. I gloss over the next few pages of stats, since they aren't anything special, but I stop when I reach my spell list.

[Spells]

Elemental Bullet: Create a small magical bullet matching one of the elements you have unlocked (Fire, Water, Earth, or Wind). Can travel 20 meters away from you before fading. Deals 0-2 magic damage. Costs 3 mana.

Elemental Lance: Create a lance matching one of the elements you have unlocked (Fire, Water, Earth, or Wind). Can reach 2 meters away from you. Deals 1-3 magic damage. Costs 5 mana.

Create Emanation: Create a smaller slime from part of your own body. Last indefinitely unless destroyed. Created emanations have no personality and no self-preservation. All emanations are slightly infused with light, giving them a 10% resistance against light magic, and taking 10% extra damage from dark magic. Kills made by emanations grant the creator full EXP from the kill. Emanations' stats are equal to half the creator's stats (does not count temporary bonuses or transformation bonuses to stats). Costs half of total MP.

The first two spells seem pretty standard, a good way to exploit elemental weaknesses of enemies so I can do extra damage. But it's the last spell that really interests me. [Create Emanation] grants me full EXP from any kill it makes? That sounds very powerful. Without hesitating, I focus on casting the spell. I feel some kind of energy being drained from me, before coalescing into a familiar form. When I stop focusing, I see another, smaller slime right next to me.

[Name: Emanation]
[Race: Minor Slime LVL 1]
[HP: 15/15]
[MP: 8/8]

Huh, that's interesting. My emanation doesn't have a LP stat. Maybe that means it can't experience arousal? Regardless, Ariel grimaces at the sight of the second slime. "I know I was the one who gave you that spell, but could you try not to use it too much? Us deities already have enough problems with slimes as is." I nod my head, which comes out as a jiggle of my whole body, in response. Now that I have an ally, and an ally who can earn me EXP at that, it's time to get started on the most integral part of any RPG.