The Kickass Base

Jamie arose the next morn to the bright light of the sun, her heart raced with an excitement she hadn't felt since childhood. She joyously readied herself with breakfast and some common clothes before stuffing her new costume in a bag and heading out on the road toward where she thought the aliens had went last night. It was a modest drive beyond the outskirts of town where she came upon some shrubbery and hills that contrasted against the blank and open landscape. Her car didn't have much trouble transitioning to the grassy plain and she soon found and odd looking hill.

Upon further inspection, Jamie found thought this must be the entrance to her new base. Her suspicions were confrimed upon finding a speaker box on a tree and with the press of a button a voice came from within. "Hello", it said in a posh and bland manner, "You must be the girl. Press your palm against the hill and then drive your vehicle inside." Jamie did just that and the hill opened up to reveal that it was metallic and camofluaged immitation with a tunnel inside. Down into the dark decent went her pink cinverible and soon the pitch black void was broken by senor lights lining the walls. The subterranean base was not too far underground and was a marvel to the more primitive human mind as the clear difference in technology lay everywhere.

Jamie parked her car in a designated spot and hopped out to be confronted by a metal man. He was cilindrical and came to her breast in height while his diameter must have been at least 3 feet. His overall apperace was phallic as he lacked any sort of appendages with even his rollers resembling testicles somewhat. "How do you do madam? I am Vertroid, your guide and helper here."

"Hello. Where are the little grey dudes?"

"My creators built all of this and left me to aid you. They have returned to the stars. Now if you'd follow me, I'll show you around. The curious Jamie followed her new robot around the base to see what each of its round rooms offered. "Back there was the garage. There you can park any vehicles you wish to store down here. There is more storage space that what you've seen and all of your vehicles can be modified as wish. Here we have the common rooms, there is a recreational area, a sitting room, a gymnasium, a pool, and a sauna. Next, is the personal quarters which include a large bedroom and master bathroom with a shower and a large bath/jacuzzi. There we have your residence if you so choose to stay here. There are also several guest rooms in case you wish to have some staff you trust. And finally we have the business area. Here there is the laboratory, jail complex, and the situation room complete with super computer and hologram conference table."

"Wow! This place is fucking sweet! And it was totally free! I can't wait to try out all of this shit!"

"That sounds like a sound idea Miss but it seems as though there is a situation to take care of..."

"Really, already? Well, let me just suit up here and I'll be right back," she said before running off to another room to change. Upon returning to the situation room, the big computer screen before here displayed a small map of the city.

"It seems there is a disturbance in this part of the city. You must go there and see what is going on as well as why the police have not responded. Oh, and don't take your vehicle, there is a new one that you can take instead."

Jamie nodded and rushed off to the garage where she found a futuristic looking bike sitting right next to here car. It looked pretty bitchin' with the same color scheme as her outfit and the spedometer read up to three hundred miles per hour. She hopped on and made her way out of the base in a flash, speeding down the road to her destination.