Take the blue potion

“I’ll try that blue potion ya got there.” You say pointing to the bottle.

“Ooooh excellent choice. I have a feeling you’ll like this one!”

“I thought ya said ye didn’t know what they do?”

“I don’t! It’s just a feeling!” he says chipperly. You snatch the blue bottle from his grasp as you uncork it and smell it. It smells… weirdly musky. There’s also a hint of what smells like earth after a fresh rain. You watch the strange man as you drink back the blue liquid. It’s remarkably tasteless as it goes down so you manage to finish the whole bottle.

“So do you feel anything different?”

“Nae, it was just a tasteless drink.” You say looking at the empty bottle. You watch him scribble something down on a piece of parchment.

“Well what if- “he is interrupted by a feminine voice that calls to you from down the alley.

“Hey! Don’t fucking move. Draw your weapons and your dead.” You look further into the alley and see a hooded girl wielding a dagger. You turn around and see another armed hooded girl from the way you entered. Oh, shit you’re being mugged! Just then you notice a tingling in your crotch region. Are you… Are you being turned on by this?

“You can’t mug a man of science!” yells the strange man. “That’s absurd, I could turn you into a chipmunk if I wanted to!”

“You can?” the other hooded girl asks softly.

“No…” the strange man replies sadly.

“Whatever.” The first hooded girl says. “Get outta here you weirdo, our quarrel is with the dwarf not you.”

“OH! In that case, good luck with the uh… all this!” the strange man says before running out of the alley past the first hooded girl.

“Now that you’re alone…” her words are cut off as you speak.

“You said you had quarrel or somethin’? What exactly do ye want from me.” You ask. The tingling in your pants grows worse as you are **** to spread your stance a bit to alleviate the discomfort.

“We just happened to notice you got paid for a contract from the Adventurer’s guild. We would like part of your cut.” The second hooded girl says softly.

“Hell no, I earned that fair n’ square” you say turning to her.

“That’s the thing we’re not giving you a choice. This is a mugging dwarf.” The first one says closing in. Fuck you ARE being mugged. What’s the plan here?