Stalk someone

Feeling rather horny, as you often do, you begin to reminisce about a past lover. Alyssa was your girlfriend in senior year, and she was crushed when you went away to a university you were both unqualified to attend. Unfortunately for her, her father wasn't a millionaire, and an increased palm blocked her off behind you as you sauntered off to study.

Now looking back, you realise she was a bit of a golddigger, only with you for your money. Now however, you're pretty sure she'll be more appreciative of your other qualities.