Sort of well, i guess maybe?!

You just keep on floating into the open air. Beside the balcony is a ladder leading down - which you can't take to get up obviously. Both Heroes stumbling after you are not watching the drop before them and with a shriek from the redheaded ranger and a grunt from the pirate they tumble towards the ground. You hear a "Umpf" once from the female and a "ding" signaling the **** of a hero from the guy. You also realize that something is tickling you. You look down and realize, you are no longer a formless shade-thingy, you are not a real (well as far as real for a shadow-thingy goes) thing but you are getting there. You have legs, arms and all that shit you wanted so much - even a penis, which is as the rest of you is not really that big. With a victory grin nonetheless, you open up your character-sheet and are surprised to see that you leveled up, you never thought that monsters could do that.

###CHARACTER-SHEET###

Name: Shadow(y)imp (What the actual fuck is wrong with your creator?!)

Race: Shadow-Shade (nothing new to see here, matey)

Class: Shade (Well nobody expected a real change, did they?)

Level: 1 (whoop whoop shit and giggles you did it, but well yes you are still fucking utterly useless)

###VITAL STATISTICS (Maybe something good came out of this)

STR: 0 (still zero, well you are still not a solid form so yeah here goes nothing)

DEX: 0 (whoopsie daisy, chicken cravy, is there even a point in mentioning this?)

CON: 0 (Why are you even reading this?)

APP: 0 (*cough* is this really entertaining?)

CHA: 15 (Wait a second, this here thingy did a little changeroo)

WIS: 60 (Seeing as you are not a human you are obviously pretty smart)

INT: 10 (Wohoo you finally learnt to count to ten, good for you now the next one is going to be hard you could say it in English eleven, in French le'elevan, in Spanish el eleveno, not that you would know that seeing as you are not on earth - shit I am going over the top ain't I, I will try to get back on track)

###DERIVED STATISTICS### (I forgot to put a snarky comment into the first sheet in the first mention, ah fuck me, not so smart after all, shit I might even be a human)

HP: 20 (OKAY, hold the carrier Pidgeon, what happened here?)

MP: 160 (well lookie here, something happened) [calc.: WIS*Level + Base]

MP-REG: 2,7/minute (a new amount of thingy’s, well lookie here you see a change) [calc.: MP*(LEVEL/WIS)+Base]

MV: 2 (ahhh shit and you hoped you could finally do a speed run of your own dungeon didn't you?)

SS: 4,75 (wow, seriously? someone is seriously fucking with you right now) [calc.: (Current SS)+(APP+CHA+WIS)*(Level/20)]

LR: 50 (same old same old, oh what you could tell yourself about the people you slaughtered here, but why and how, well not a clue)

AG: 5 (another changeling or something else snarky and not really witty)

PC: 15 (*please insert coin for snarky comment about change* - get it?)

###Race Abilities### (let's see maybe some god somewhere decided to take pity on you)

Shadow: Harmed by magical Attacks, healed by shadow-magic (nothing new to see here I guess)

***Hidden-Passive***: Shadow-Corruption: Harmed by physical Attacks, when in group with player-character corrupts player-character giving the "Shadow-corruption-buff" {also counts for pets} (so what exactly does pet mean, is it pet as in you become the pet of a ranger like the redhead over there, also is it the kinky kind of pet or the more "better not because gods somewhere might get pissed sort of pet if you think about that too much"-kind of pet?)

Shadowphasing: enemies killed before 30 minutes of time have passed since their killing can be copied for a short period of time (Level of Caster+MP+WIS/Level of Victim+WIS = Time copied = MP needed) while in this form shade gains stats from occupied form, but remains race shadow (What the shit just happened that is one neat trick you could try it out if you wanted, you just killed someone anyway, but wait he is human, that's disgusting)

###Class Abilities### (*enter snarky comment about lazy typist-creator*)

Shadowimp: Double damage from holy attacks, double damage from holy weapons, heals through corruption magic, heals from corrupted weapons (so just a new name for the same thing as before, very creative dude)

Shadow-dagger: Can conjure a small shadow-dagger with ATK: (MP spent) (double damage to holy, double heal to corrupted) (Finally a freeking fucking weapon)

You close your character-sheet and float with a swagger (is that even a thing) to your two victims, the redhead is somewhat out of it, she healed herself before didn't she, so she is just ****, her friend however is very very deadish you ponder what you could do with those two