Screaming?

“AGH!” you jolt up as you look around the forest. You find yourself half covered in dirt, and spitting some out from your mouth. Your clothes and armor have been discarded as you lay completely naked in a dirt hole.

“What in the hell!?” you cover your breasts which are still caked with mud and dirt.

Those berries! Guessin’ they were hallucinogenic? Fuck, seems I tried to plant me’self like a bush.

Embarrassed at your own silliness, you grab your gear from around the area and make for what sounds like a nearby river. With daylight already burning you hastily wash yourself.

No time to enjoy this one. Whatever those berries were made me sleep in…

After drying yourself off, you conceal your **** body with clothes instead of dirt before making your way back to the main road. It should be about another half day’s travel to town. In fact you might just make it for happy hour at the tavern.