Prostitute

You remember well the days before the last content update. A simple village girl, you lived in a small farming village nestled along the banks of a gentle stream. Your village had only one quest giver - a wizened old elf who paid well for morph stalks for his potions. Your village was fairly unimportant and saw little traffic and therefore, little mayhem.

Then came the update. Apparently the game designers wanted to add more adult content. So you were repurposed as a prostitute in the bustling city of Sveldham. It made sense in a certain way you had to admit. After all you had fucked just about anything with two legs, well legs, well there was that . . . . So you had a lot of sex! Big deal. Stupid assholes.

You hated everything about your new life. The idiot heroes you had to service practically for free (the madam took 90% of your earnings). The noise and dirt of the city. And most of all the unrelenting cold. Let's just say the slutty outfit was great for getting laid but was shit for anything else - like not freezing to ****.

It was time for a change.