The nurse's office.

My high luck stat was definitely paying dividends. As fate would have it, my shenanigans with the two hotheads unlocked me a convenient new skill perfect for this situation. In a nutshell, when activated the skill would allow me to use horniness as an excuse for doing something where a legitimate reason was necessary.

For instance, I was currently on my way to the nurse’s office because I had left a note on Morgana’s podium informing her that I got horny and needed to go to there. The only real drawback, if you could call it that, was that everyone would expect me to relieve my horniness at my earliest convenience. Additionally, while people would find it to be a valid excuse, they may still have varying opinions on the matter. It also consumed a fairly large amount of mana.

“Your discovery and execution of that skill was quite fortuitous,” Yami observed as we made our way through the corridors.

“Yeah, I agr— wait how did you see past it?”

“I am an extension of your job. I am immune to the mind-affecting aspects of your skills.”

“Oh,” I said.

“Do not worry, I will play the part if it is required. I have no intention of exposing you. Nobody would believe me in any case.” Yami assured me.

“Well, that’s good,” I said. “I am a little apprehensive about missing class, though. As much as I hate taking notes, this stuff is pretty important,” I admitted.

“You need not concern yourself. I am observing the lecture,” Yami said.

I blinked and turned to look at her, “You’re with me.”

Suddenly, one of the black spheres at her back clicked and whizzed around her torso to hover between us. “I can see and hear through these,” Yami explained, “one of them is in the classroom so I can memorize the lecture.”

Then I remembered one of them flying up into the center of the classroom. In fact, I remembered that happened right after I complained about taking notes, “Oh, you did that so I didn’t have to take notes?”

“Correct. If you need to review subjects discussed in class, I can relay the information to you. I can even send you an a-mail with the full transcript of the lesson.”

“Wow, not just cute, you’re pretty handy too.”

If she could blush, I felt like she would have, instead she just broke eye contact in her adorable way and brushed a lock of her snow-white hair behind her ear. “Thank you, Master.”

At last we reached the nurse’s office and opened the door. My nose was immediately assaulted with the smell of lilacs, a flower that the school nurse seemed to like, as the room had a lot of them near the windows.

The nurse herself, Naomi by name, was a tall and rather gorgeous woman with extremely long milky pink hair and magenta eyes. Her nails, both on her fingers and toes, were typically polished magenta to match her eyes. This detail mixed itself well with the revealing dresses, that she usually wore under her white lab coat, to make one sexy cocktail that always managed to push all of the right buttons for me. Currently she was wearing a tight strapless dress that would have gotten her fired back in my world, especially since she had extremely large teardrop breasts and no bra to speak of.

A cursory mental glance at her stats informed me of something that did genuinely surprise me. While I had expected her job to be a cleric or priestess or something of the like, her class was actually warpriest. She was always so kindhearted and gentle, if a little clumsy and airheaded, so the idea of her sharing a role with a warrior-type job was a pretty shocking revelation.

Even more interesting, though, were her weapons. She apparently was capable of using swords, crossbows, and the same pressure point fighting style that I was capable of learning. This was a very handy detail to know, since I was pretty sure I still needed to learn weapon skills the same way as everyone else.

“Oh, Murasaki, right?” she smiled warmly and turned in her office chair to face me. “What brings you here? It’s still classtime, isn’t it?”

“I’m horny,” I said and felt a wave of heat wash over me. Even though this was a legitimate excuse as far as she was concerned, it still felt really silly and taboo to say out loud.

She gasped and placed a hand over her mouth, “Oh my, that is pretty serious. We’d better take care of it right away! Disrobe and have a seat on one of the beds, I’ll be right over.”

I nodded and began taking off my clothes, my half-hard penis laid bare to the cool air of the office and my uniform bundled on the bed next to me. The sheets of the medical bed were soft and silky, it seemed this academy spared no expense when it came to the furniture. It left me wondering how the school managed to afford all these luxuries, I certainly wasn’t paying to come here. Perhaps it was funded by whatever government was in charge of Melfluere, or perhaps it was publicly funded by the adventurers it churned out. These were all questions I would have to ask somebody at some point.

But now was definitely not the time, my ever-growing friend reminded me, as I watched Nurse Naomi’s long and sexy legs tipped with heeled feet idly shift as she appeared to take notes on her tab. I couldn’t see the contents of her tab, likely a security measure to enforce privacy. Since the tab’s interface was illusion magic, you could make sure only you or specific people could see its contents if you wanted.

It was pretty handy, like having a smartphone that only displayed images you could see even if someone peered over your shoulder. Apparently, you didn’t even need to interact physically with the interface, you could just think about what you wanted to do with the device, and it would do it. That was evidently something that was difficult to do for new people to this world, I hadn’t quite been able to manage it.

Serving as another impressive testament to the amazing magitechnology of this world, Yami had taken a spot next to me. She was diligently waiting to see what Naomi would do.

“Oh, and who are you?” the nurse asked her as she got up and began walking toward us.

“I am Yami, I am Murasaki’s combat golem.”

“Ooo lucky you!” Naomi smiled warmly—almost motherly—and leaned forward to put her face at eye level to mine. The result was that a deep valley of cleavage became exposed, “I’ve always wanted one of those. It would make a very useful assistant.”

“I’m glad to have her, she’s very handy,” I replied, not really being able to keep my eyes away from Naomi’s perfect drooping breasts.

“Okay first thing I need to do is give my official diagnosis,” she said, kneeling down on the floor in front of me. Her face was now inches away from my stiff member, and her warm breath made it twitch slightly. “Ah, it is indeed quite large and appears very engorged.”

She then brought a hand up to it and stroked it lightly, “And it feels… mh… quite hard. Is this causing any discomfort?” she began pumping my shaft in earnest, looking to me for confirmation.

“No, it feels really good,” I replied, honestly.

“Good! Now I need to...” she paused and breathed heavily for a moment, her warm breath tickling my rod once again, “I think I need to do a taste test. To make sure it... um...” she didn’t finish her sentence and instead just plunged her head forward and took my length into her lips. She applied suction immediately, making her mouth into a vacuum-sealed wet cavern that wrapped around my length tightly.

“Fuck!” I exclaimed as I felt the intense tingle of pleasure surge up my spine and through my entire body.

She began bobbing her head heatedly and desperately.

“Are you in distress?” Yami asked me, genuinely.

“No,” I replied, “I just wasn’t expecting this to feel so amazing.”

Naomi was hungrily dragging her lips up and down along my length, wasting no effort or movement, seeming to savor every single inch of me. When she removed me from within her mouth she giggled, “Sorry, I got a little carried away there, it’s been so long since I’ve even seen a real penis.”

“No, no,” I said, hopefully not sounding too ****, “please get carried away. I’m in your care, Miss Naomi.”

“Well in that case I think I need another tactile test,” she said. I expected her to wrap her hand around it again, but to my surprise she instead sat up slightly and leaned forward to engulf my cock between her tits. At some point during her passionate blowjob her top must have slipped, because now I could see the glorious complete shape of her teardrop breasts and the large, puffy nipples that topped them. My lengthy member got swallowed by them immediately and disappeared inside the soft flesh.

“Oh!” I exclaimed, yet another wave of delightful feeling rushing through me. This was entirely different from her mouth but was equally delightful, especially since my cock was still slick with her saliva.

She shimmied and shook her torso, making my stiff rod wiggle around between them.

“Fuck, that feels really good, Miss Naomi.”

“I’m glad,” she said, “is it helping your horniness go down?”

“Yes,” but not at all. I wasn’t about to reveal that, though. “It might help if you keep going until I ejaculate though.”

“I agree, maybe Yami could help too?”

“What?”

Before I could say anything else, Yami leaned toward me and pressed her lips onto mine. I wouldn’t have expected an artificial person’s lips to be so soft, but they were incredibly smooth and fun to kiss. They were wholly unlike Tsuki’s lips, and the exoticness added to the appeal.

“Oh! I think it twitched, Murasaki must have liked that,” Naomi said, starting to actually bounce her amazing rack up and down along my length with her hands. It wasn’t going to take long for me to pop at this rate. Too many delightful things were happening all at once.

“That’s good,” Yami said, breathily, before pressing her lips against mine again. She wormed her tongue into my mouth and curiously prodded it. Her tongue wasn’t like a normal tongue at all. It was just a slick smooth muscle without the texture one might expect from a tongue. My own curiosity about the organ had me exploring it from all angles. This venture was actually helping to distract me from the nurse’s amazingly soft tits.

“It’s twitching so much, I think it’s getting close,” Naomi said with labored breath. Then she leaned forward and actually wrapped her lips around the tip. This was too much, and I couldn’t stop the oncoming climax as it smashed into me like a towering wave of water against cliff.

I began shooting my cum into her mouth in long, thick bursts, more than I typically might have given the situation, and I could hear the pink-haired nurse happily swallowing whatever came out.

“Hulp… gulp gulp… mmm gulp…” this only served to urge more from within me, especially when I heard her hum with delight. “Mmmn! Gulp…”

I was writhing in pleasure at her relentless sucking and swallowing while my golem had her lips locked with mine. I occasionally moaned into her mouth, but she remained diligent in her intent to kiss me deeply and passionately in spite of it all.

Finally, the wave of my pleasure subsided, and my member began to soften. Naomi popped her lips off my length and sighed with such satisfaction that I almost regained all of my steam.

“There,” she said, smiling as she licked her lips, “all better. I do believe your condition to be… um… chronic, however. So next time you’re feeling horny please don’t hesitate to come back for some extra treatment.” Naomi winked, adjusted her top to recontain her hefty breasts, and then walked back over to her desk, leaving me to recover on the bed

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