Wedding plan

Planning weddings, you find, can be quite the hassle in dealing with overexcited women who look forward to it, namely your Chief Diplomat and Spymaster.

"Oh, it's going to be so wonderful!" Said Josephine, "It must be a spectacular one; Orlesian silks, Antivan cushions, and nothing but the best repast for the guests!"

"I do know of several skilled chefs in Orlais we can hire," Said Leliana, "Of course, depending on what our dear Aedan wants, we'll simply have to adjust the menu accordingly, Josie."

"I know that, but still!" Said Josephine, "Whoever can boast of being able to marry the monarchs of two nations?"

"Calm down, both of you," You said, "Remember that I want this wedding to be secret; do that, and I'll let you make it as sumptuous as you like."

"Of course, Aedan," Said Leliana, "It wouldn't be a fun wedding, otherwise. Surely you can't deny the fervent desire of two girls wanting to have some fun?"

You merely roll your eyes at this.

"Still, have you decided on the venue?" You asked.

"Well, where better than Skyhold?" Said Josephine, "We are the hosts, and we'll be able to organise it however we like and still keep news of this controlled. Do it anywhere else, and rumours would spread like wildfire."

"Good idea," You said, "And the guests?"

"Restricted to our closest allies and confidants who support the move," Said Leliana, "My birds assure me they will keep their lips sealed, and also prepare for a smooth takeover once the wedding is concluded. Not that we can keep it completely under wraps, mind you, but they are doing their part to control talk of it as well."

Indeed, as much as you want to keep it under wrap, the wedding vibes could be clearly be felt in the air as some workers excitedly chatter in hushed whispers among themselves, many porting goods and other things that formed part of unusual orders you found on the quartermaster's list of essentials.

Furthermore, on your way to the throne room where Josephine and Leliana awaited you, you were on the receiving end of congratulations, well-wishes and accolades from several Knights and Nobles for the occasion, everyone of them giving their own assurances on keeping news under control.

"I see you've been busy, Inquisitor."

"Cassandra!" Josephine exclaimed, "Good timing! Come here for a moment, please."

Unable to retort when Leliana half-forcibly dragged her by the arm, Cassandra gave no protest as she was brought into the impromptu meeting.

"So Cassandra, what do you think we should be adding to the wedding?" Asked Leliana, "Don't be shy, just make a suggestion!"

"This isn't my area of expertise..." Cassandra said.

"Oh come on!" Said Josephine, "No need to be reserved! Just an honest opinion will do!"

"But the two of you are already supervising it," Said Cassandra, "Surely you can handle it without my input?"

"Don't give us that," Said Leliana.

"Ugh, fine," Said Cassandra, "If you need my input, make it such that the guests can enjoy it as well; it cannot be one-sided for us. If it is, it'll reflect very badly on us."

"That is true," You said, "Still, the only way I can think of making them enjoy it is, well, you three know."

"That could be what we need, but I still think you're missing something," Said Cassandra, "Maybe we can use the Throne's magic as well?"

"Hmm... something that could make our guests enjoy the wedding, and something that involves making use of the Throne's power..." Leliana mutters.

And as one, all three women exclaimed, "That's it!"

"That's what?" You ask.

"We've been overthinking things all this time!" Said Josephine, "All we need is to make the wedding an orgy, where men and women can fuck whoever they please!"

"Well, that sounds simple enough," You said, "I'll leave you to organizing it."

"Of course, Inquisitor," Said Leliana smilingly, "Please, do look forward to it."