You head towards the NPC village

By morning the rest of the brigands have finished respawning, minus Boki and the other two that your Dark Orb killed. Wagons are packed, tents taken down, and your little army is ready to move out.

"Where are we going, Lord Vader?" Leia asks, taking a seat beside you on one of the wagons.

"There is an NPC village down in the valley below us. Your **** needs better equipment to be of much use to me. Hopefully I can find a spell caster or two there, as well," you explain.

"A wise plan," she says approvingly.

"How long do you think it'll take to get there?" Abby asks, absentmindedly rubbing her bruised wrists.

"With these wagons it'll probably take a couple of days," Leia answers.

And a couple of days it takes. En route, your men encounter a few wild boars which they handily defeat. One even manages to level up. But otherwise it's a relatively uneventful journey.

You arrive at the outskirts of the village late in the day. It's a quaint little settlement, surrounded by a rickety palisade that you deem just strong enough to keep livestock in. Quaint or not, you deem it wisest to send Abby in to scout ahead. Most of your **** holds back while you, Leia, and a pair of brigand archers wait on her. When she returns however, it's with a LvL 5 fighter in tow. You strain to hear the conversation they're having as they approach.

"...didn't think I'd see you again after we got jumped by that necromancer fagot back in the catacombs. But why are we coming all the way out here to cyber? There's a perfectly good tavern back in town," he's saying.

"Oh come on, SteveDaMan. Do you know how many people have cybered in those rooms?" Abby says, grabbing his hand and pulling him onward.

"Wait! This is a trap!" he says, tugging his hand free and reaching for his sword.

Shit! He must have detected you. You prepare to raise your skeletal companions to come to her aid.

"What? No! That's my girlfriend, Leia. Baby, come here. This is the hot guy I told you about," Abby says.

"Coming, uh babe," Leia says and hurries out into the clearing.

"Uh... oh. I didn't know you were like that," he says, calming down.

"We're going to cyber you SO hard! Aren't we, Leia?" Abby says, rubbing her hands up and down her own body.

"Oh, you know it. So hard," Leia plays along.

"Now give me your hands," Abby says, taking his hands and putting them behind his back.

"Hey! What are you doing?" he says suspiciously.

"Oh, Leia's REALLY into bondage," Abby says, showing him the markson her wrists and arms. "Here, she can tie me up first and then cyber us both!"

"That sounds fun," SteveDaMan says, finally letting his pecker get the better of him.

In short order, Leia strips Abby down and ties her hands behind her back. Then she coils rope tightly around each of the blond's enormous tits and ties it all off behind back. All the while, Abby moans with pent up desire.

By the time Abby's bondage is completely finished, SteveDaMan is so worked up that he completely drops his guard. He unbuckles his pants and begins shedding his equipment. Leia ties his arms behind his back and then secures his ankles together.

"Now what, Abby?" Leia asks.

"Master! You can come out now!" Abby calls.

Scepter in hand, you emerge from the shadows.

"What sort of game are you playing, Abby?" you ask, mildly amused.

"You! You're that fucker with the skeletons! You two are fucking PKers!" SteveDaMan rants.

"Shut up you perv," Abby says and knees him in his exposed balls for 1 HP of damage.

He immediately falls over and curls up in a ball.

"It's a present for you, Master. If we all kick him in the balls one time, and then you kill him at the end, everyone will gain XP from it. And since you get bonus XP from us attacking him, you'll actually get more than if you did it all by yourself," Abby explains.

"That's... that's actually quite genius," you say, quite taken aback.

Abby absolutely beams with joy.

"No, no... you can't do this! It'snot how the game's supposed to work!" he cries as one by one, brigand archers included, you all kick him in the balls.

"That's what you get for being such a creep the other day," Abby says and kicks his balls again for good measure.

"When I respawn I'm going to get you," he sobs.

"No. You wont," you say, a Dark Orb generating in your hand.

Once sufficiently powered up, you step back and hurl it at him. As his body is consumed by the explosion, you feel yourself leveling up again. The brigands actually level twice and transform from brigand archers to brigand heavy archers. Visibly they look much more muscular and you can sense that they are now strong enough to equip heavy bows and crossbows.

As for yourself, you look over your own stats.

Name : Lord Vader

Class : Level 6 Dark Lord (Evil)

HP : 70/70

MP : 35/35

STR : 5

DEF : 6

Strengths : -10% damage from dark magic

Weaknesses : +10% damage from devine magic

Special abilities : Barter III, Enduring Inventory, Diplomacy III, Artifact Specialist I, Dark orb of Corruptus

You try not to let yourself be too discouraged by the fact that only non-combat skills were upgraded. Surely Barter and Diplomacy will come in handy in the days to come.

"You've done well today. This is a technique that we'll have to make use of in the future," you tell Abby. "What of the village? Are there any more heroes inside?"

"Just a couple of level twos. No casters, I'm afraid," she replies.

Her breasts, so tightly bound, are starting to turn a slight tinge of purple. They look so beautiful when their being abused.

"No matter. They'll come along in time. We'll set up camp for the night and move in first thing in the morning," you say, trying not to get sidetracked with carnal desires.

You send the brigands on ahead with orders to have your tent set up on the double. In the meantime, you paw through the gear that SteveDaMan was so kind as to remove before you killed him. And you're delighted to find a hefty coin sack as well as a quality set of armor. Your forces will make good use of it.