Badly

"Why did you even come here, Macy? Were you following me so you could bully me some more?" I ask, me face red with anger. I'm so sick of her constantly harassing me.

"No, stupid I was going to grab that newspaper and cover up, but you just had to get in my way!" She growls as she pokes me in my chest.

"Wait… paper?" I ask, suddenly confused. "You mean the one on the bench?"

"Uh, yeah dummy! What other one would I mean?" Macy says angrily. "You're lucky you've got good looks, because you've got nothing going on upstairs, Sugar."

"Th-that's what I was doing too!" I say, embarrassed that I would let this annoying woman distract me.

We both frantically look over to the bench as a strong gust of wind reminds us we're both naked in the middle of the park. And, as if it were punishing us for not co-operating, one final blast of air knocks the last page free of the bench and out of our clutches.

"NO!" I scream, frozen in anguish.

"Come on, stud, don't let it get away!" Macy says as she smacks my ass and then runs after it.

I quickly yelp in humiliation before shaking my head and then start running after Macy and the page, Hell-bent on getting it for myself.