Success, that's what!

Whatever this cocky, underdressed Conan wannabe is wearing isn't enough to resist your gaze and in an instant he freezes up, his body rigid and he begins to wobble uncertainly. Meanwhile you can hear him begin to... mutter?

"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

...was this guy just autowalking and chatting until now?

It doesn't matter now. The wind blast roars out and you watch this formerly badass musclehead get thrown like a ragdoll into the abyss, falling down into whatever awaits below. With satisfaction you roll to the edge, carefully inspecting your handiwork until something chimes in your head, and a series of screens flash in front of your eyes.

You've just leveled up!

A window appears in front of you, overtop of the others, with a series of messages...