Like two cows to the slaughter...

"Ugh! This planet is boring and stinks like pig shit! Bet you'd know what that's like. God! This 'farm' or whatever better have something interesting..."

"Ashely," said an annoyed Beverly in a southern accent, "shut yur damn mouth."

"Fuck you." Beverly just rolled her eyes at that point, wondering why she let this bitch follow her to the alien structure a little ways yonder out of the city limits she assumed was a farm. It was a one story structure that sat wide against the barren expanse of the horizon, constrasting the shit brown landscape with hunks of shiny grey metal. The closer the two came, the more they questioned whether the buikding was indeed a ranch of any kind. No fences, no strange alien animals, no farm hands wandering about. Nope, it was just a solitary structure standing in silent on the plain. Now it was stupid for the two to break off and wander about and Beverly was a smart girl, especially when compared to Ashley, but honestly she was just curious. Maybe she'd find some kind of companionship amongst the stars that she had lacked back home on Earth.

As they approached the building, a large humanoid alien cane wandering out. He was another Hiboran dressed in almost nothing but a speedo like garment and odd looking shoes. He hadn't noticed that the two girls had wander right up to them and was startled when he turned to see the two humans staring at him. "What are you two?", he said with a puzzled look.

"We're humans sir. Beings from Earth," answered the cowgirl.

"Humans...Oh, Earthlings! I've read about you in one of my books. A very nice species. Good for work and farming."

"I happen to be a farm girl myself mister! My friend and I were just wandering around looking for something to do until we gotta leave."

"Well hey! You two could help me with my work here inside the jian. That'll keep you busy for a few hours. Your experience will help out I bet."

"That sounds interesting, right Ashley?"

"Sure, whatever..."

"Great! Just follow me inside and we'll get started..."