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Chapter 68
by
joketardos
Who are you going to bring today?
Bring on the mages
You tell Bull to go get armored up and ready, and you grab one of your scouts and tell him to go find Vivienne, Dorian, and Varric, and tell them to meet him at the Eluvian as soon as possible.
It's a good thing that they moved the Eluvian downstairs, and hid it in a storage room underneath the stairs in the main courtyard.
You walk over towards where the Eluvian is stored, and note quite a few of your guards around the area, almost two dozen guards spread out in the small area around where the mirror is.
You look closer at them, and realize that almost all of them are Avvar women: the Hakkonite warriors that you captured and converted to your cause during your time in the Frostback Basin.
They have changed their outfits to Inquisition colors, most of them in orange and green, and the elite ones in black and red, as opposed to the original white and black colors.
You stand there for a minute, appreciating the sights of your guards. One thing about the Hakkonites: they knew their armor and weapons.
The guards are all bare-chested, their tall frames bearing well-endowed racks openly, and war paint covering their bodies. Each has leather sleeves, arm guards, a hood, and a thick scarf around their necks. They have reinforced leather pants and leg guards, and their various bows, swords, and daggers all glow blue with powerful ice enchantments that could freeze a person solid.
The white of their original paint has been replaced with green for most of them, while the three elites have black paint. The black of their original paint was replaced with orange, and for the elites, crimson. Also, each one has a metal badge with the Inquisition symbol on it placed on their belts, while some of them have a second one pinned to their shoulder armor straps. Some of them, especially the Elites, have great bear, wyvern, and lurker teeth as necklaces or hanging off their armor.
All of them have their hoods up, their eyes hidden, and they looked especially fearsome, glowing weapons at the ready.

You shiver, remembering how many of their limited number managed to annihilate your forces before you pushed them back. Expert guerrilla fighters, ruthless, well trained and stocky, and all of them had been fighting their whole lives.
Luckily, alot of their forces were women, as the Avvar are even more gender equal than most other cultures. Most of their mages, heavy bruisers, and shield fighters were men, while the rogues, archers, and swordsmen were usually women.
You were able to turn every battle in your favor, as half of their own forces started fighting against them.
You sigh, remembering the months you spent in that beautiful wilderness, surrounded by bad-ass, bloodthirsty, slutty barbarians who serviced your every want and need. After you defeated Hakkon, the Hakkonites were broken for a second time, and those that were not dead and did not flee ended up in your service.
You had ended up using the Hakkonites as your personal guard for about a year, but Leliana convinced you to send them out on guerrilla missions. They've hunted down quite a few of the remaining Venatori and Red Templars since then, and they successfully wiped out the last of the Freemen of the Dales.
You walk over to the nearest guard, an archer with elite paint on, and you place your hand on her bare stomach.
You feel her stiffen slightly, then relax, and you slide your hand up her firm abdomen and squeeze one of her breasts.
She nods down at you, being slightly above six feet tall, she towers over you.
"Welcome, Inquisitor-Master." She says.
You squeeze her breast again, and get the distinct feeling you've fucked this woman before. Probably a few times.
With her breast still in your hand, you address her.
"Hello soldier, i wasn't aware that the Hakkonites were deployed to guard the Eluvian." You say, flicking her nipple with your fingers.
"Yes Master, Mistress Nightingale ordered us to the Winter Palace several weeks ago in order to scout and provide emergency backup, and now we are ordered to guard the Eluvian until the Council is over, then we are to be returned to your service as your personal guard."
You grin at the news. With any luck, this next mission should allow you to bring back plenty of Ben-Hassrath agents that you can add to your personal guard.
Qunari agents and Avvar hunters, the two tallest, strongest, stockiest women in Thedas, and both groups are expert assassins and guerrilla fighters.
You slide your hand back down to her stomach, and place your other hand on her side as well.
"Are you in charge of the group?" You ask, looking up at her.
You see her red-painted lips curl into a slight smile, and she answers.
"Yes Inquisitor-Master, I am Jane Swift-arrow, leader of your Hakkonite forces."
"Alright Jane, i want you to take three of your women, leave the other Elites here, and move to guard my personal quarters. The others are to guard around the exterior, but you are to remain in the same room as my companion Sera at all times, and obey most of her orders, unless she tells you to leave her side or to assist her in a prank."
Jane nods, and you slide your hands down, one squeezing her ass, and the other sliding down her thigh.
You hear her moan slightly, and you decide that's good enough, and take your hands off her.
She moves away, gesturing to three other Hakkonites to follow her, two of them dagger-wielders, and another archer.
You get the feeling that Sera is going to greatly appreciate her 'gift', since a sexy Avvar is the closest thing to a Qunari slut.
You move on, entering the storage area to find a few more Hakkonites and some standard soldiers.
You wait, and within minutes, Vivienne, Bull, Dorian, and Varric arrive, fully armored and ready for war.
"All right, everybody ready?" You ask, and they nod in confirmation.
"Then lets-" You are cut off by Sera entering the storage room, Jane following close behind.
"Uhm, Sera-" She cuts you off again by stomping up to you, grabbing your head, and pulling you into a deep kiss.
Sill not used to it, but you can definitely appreciate it.
You faintly hear Vivienne scoff, but most of your attention is on Sera's soft lips. You run your tongue along the inside of her mouth, and after what seems like an eternity, she pulls back, her face red.
"Uh." Is all you can say.
"Thanks for the gift, now promise you'll come back."
"Sera, I-"
"Promise or... i won't give you a gift in return."
You can only imagine what kind of gift she would give. It could be anything from a pie to the face to her in lingerie lying on your bed with Jane, ready for a night of fun.
You sigh. "I promise Sera" You tell her.
She relaxes a bit, then nods, gives you a quick kiss on the cheek, and walks out. Jane quickly follows her out of the door.
Bull gives you a look, and you wave him off, turning around and entering the Eluvian.
Stepping into the crossroads, you see several Qunari agents further along the rock path, and they see you.
They immediately move, running to an Eluvian further along the path and entering it.
You and your team move forward, running over to the Eluvian and entering it, rushing to stop the scouts from warning anybody on the other side.
The light disappears, and you find yourself in a large, dark, stone hallway.
The deep roads, wonderful.
You hear shouting, and several Qunari spearmen and Shock Troopers run around the corner towards you.
Bull tears into them, with you, Vivienne, Dorian, and Varric supporting from the back.
Once all the Qunari were dead, you pressed forward.
"Let's see what these Qunari were up to"
You enter the next room, and find a dead Qunari next to some papers with complicated mathematics.
Bull looked over the body and the collapsed tunnel next to him, and grunted. "Cave in." He said.
Walking through the other entrance, you find a massive cavern covered in Lyrium, and Qunari are scattered everywhere.
Varric lets out a low whistle. "Some operation they got going on."
You squeeze Vivienne's ass as the others comment, and enjoy how she leans back into you.
Bull grunts. "Yeah, but for what?"
The ground shakes, and dirt falls from the ceiling as an explosion is heard.
"They're using Gaatlok, this place isn't stable." Bull says, observing the distant explosion.
You move on, Dorian using fire magic to shed some light in the dark caves, and encounter deepstalkers with glowing blue eyes. Bull stomps on them while Dorian sets them on fire.
Right on cue, Varric starts complaining. "Great, we're in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting dwarfier by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard?"
Iron bull retorts "Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and slopes. Uneven ground. The dark. Pretty much all kinds of weather…"
"Orlesian cafes. Taverns that are too tidy. Slopes of greater than ten degrees..." Dorian continued.
"And Orlesians, Fereldans, Nevarrans, mages, templars, the entire Merchant Guild, nugs..." Vivienne picked up.
"And everything that isn't hearing himself talk." You chime in, grinning.
Varric tried to look wounded, but the chuckling ruined that. "Look, I have to complain, or you'll forget I'm here and trip over me! I'm providing a service."
They moved through more tunnels, and eventually came across a campfire and a human woman.
They dropped down into the camp, startling the human woman, who grabbed a sword and stood up.
"Stay back! Stay- Your hand! Are you the Inquisitor?"
"Odd finding a human down here, surrounded by Qunari." You remark, looking over her body. She seemed fit and young, with short brown hair cut into a bob-like style.
"Please, you have to stop her! What the Viddasala is doing..."
"The Viddasala? That's a high-ranking Ben-Hassrath, specializing in studying and destroying dangerous magic." Bull said.
"Not anymore" The woman said. "I don't care if you serve Fen'Harel or not, she needs to be stopped!"
"...You think i serve Fen'Harel?? Why?"
"Because the Viddasala said so! We assumed that the Inquisition was connected to the agents causing sabotage all over the crossroads!"
"Weird, but alright. Now tell me who you are."
"My name is Ruvena, i was a Templar in Kirkwall until i joined the Qun after the circle fell. I was fascinated by them when they were in Kirkwall, and after Meredith, i was disillusioned, and wanted a better way, but this plan is just as mad as Meredith."
"So what is this Viddasala doing, exactly?"
"She's turned this place into a lyrium mine, taking the lyrium to feed her mages, the Saarebas. They were unbelievably powerful before, now she's giving them a shit-ton of lyrium. It's part of some plan she calls 'Dragon's Breath', but that's all i know, they don't like it when you question them."
"So what do you suggest?" Bull asks, while you look over her body again, silently sending a bit of the throne's magic into her.
"They're using Gaatlok to mine the lyrium. If you find the primers, you can detonate all of their supply, and destroy their only mining operation."
"And after that, you have to find the Viddasala, and stop her plans!"
Oh, you plan to do more than stop her. A high-ranking Ben-Hassrath would be an excellent addition to your forces, and she may even know how to make Qamek, the special poison the Qunari use to create mindless slaves. You can think of plenty of uses for that. Bonus points if she's hot.
"Since the mines are about to go bad, how about you head out and leave to the winter palace? You can sign up with the Inquisition."
"Why would i-" She started to say, but you pushed more of your throne's magic into her mind, and she changed her thoughts.
"Yeah... yeah sure, that sounds good, i'll go right away." She says, high-tailing it out of the chambers.
It's too bad you've got a job to do, or you would have fucked her brains out.
The sooner you get this done, the sooner you get back.
After fighting through quite a few more deepstalkers, you detonate a cask of gaatlok and press forward.
You also find some curious blue fire, similar to what was in the Elven ruins, and some notes.
On a bridge with more gaatlok, you finally run into some Qunari, a few Ben-Hassrath agents and some spearmen.
You stand back and let the others fight while you work your throne's magic on the female agents.
One of them gets cut down before you finish, but the other two turn on the spearmen and help Bull slice them apart.
You send them both back to the Winter Palace, and your team presses forward.
Turning the corner, you see a spearman lighting some gaatlok, then looking up, aiming his spear at you, and getting blown up by the gaatlok, flying into the stone wall.
You can't help but chuckle at the sight, and you move forward, heading towards the primers.
You round a sharp, narrow corner, and hear a female voice whisper "Come closer"
You reach out with your magic, and quickly grab onto the minds of three Ben-Hassrath Assassins hiding in the dark.
They slowly walk out, their weapons sheathed, and stand in front of you.
"Niceeee Boss!" Iron bull says, nodding approvingly.
You slap one on the ass, and tell them to go back to the Winter Palace. They nod their heads, and disappear into stealth.
You continue forward, killing quite a few Qunari until you get to the Lyrium storage, where the primers are held.
You managed to snag one more Agent on your way, and sent her back through the Eluvians.
You encountered a couple of Qunari shock troopers and a Saarebas at the Storage, which proved to be quite a difficult battle. Ruvena wasn't kidding, these Qunari mages are nothing to sneeze at. You wonder if you could be lucky enough to find a female Saarebas?
When the fight was over, your mark flared again, and it REALLY FUCKING HURT this time.
Bull gathered the primers while you sat down and Vivienne gave you a comforting blowjob.
She took her mouth off your shaft for a moment to say something. "Don't worry dear, when we get back to the palace, i'm sure Dorian and I can find someway to slow it down."
You place a hand on the back of her head and shove your cock back into her throat. "Thanks Vivienne."
After giving Vivienne a nice dose of protein, you head back out and start blowing up the Gaatlok.
Sure enough, Qunari start running to fight.
You managed to convert two more assassins, and four more agents, and sent them back as well. You would have gotten more, but it's hard when there's so many Qunari and the others can't fully distract them while you do your work.
That brings the total to Five assassins and seven agents, a very nice haul. You'll give an assassin or two to Leliana to use and interrogate, while the others undergo a full conversion and are placed into your Personal Guard. Sure they aren't showing off their tits in their armor, but apparently the full body vitaar is something you can use instead of their light armor, so that's something.
After detonating as much gaatlok as possible, and with the mines quickly filling with water, you and your team get the hell out of there.
You find a naked, ****, and well-fucked Ruvena near the entrance, and several dead Qunari around her, most likely killed by the girls you sent back to the Palace.
You nodded to Bull, who picked up the sleeping Templar fuck-toy and slung her over his shoulder.
You reach the entrance again, and look back at the large cavern filling with water. You recall your time in the deep roads with Shaper Valta, searching for the titan. Honestly, that was unbelievably horrible, but the nights when you set up tents, and had Sera, Cassandra, Vivienne, AND Valta sharing your bed? That made it worth it.
Also, Valta was bizarrely hot for a dwarf, maybe it was the makeup she always seemed to wear? Regardless, despite how much cum you pumped into the little scholar and how much hold you put on her mind with the throne, the Titan's influence still managed to break it, and you never saw the little fuckslut again. The influence wasn't exactly broken, actually, since she wasn't pissed or murderous, or even angry about using her sexually, but she didn't obey any command you gave her. She did, however, give you a goodbye blowjob, so that was something.
Varric managed to get a sack full of lyrium and dragged it out of the mines, so with those in hand, you left the deep roads, and returned to the palace.
What happens at the Palace?
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