Ambush

With the sun setting you have two advantages, first you have the high ground on the dune, second your low light vision allows you to see them, and as long as they're human and not Elves, Half-Elves, Elf Dragons, Dwarfs, Half-Dwarfs, Half-Dragons, Half-Orc, Half… ok maybe that won't be an advantage. Quickly you survey the situation. The Heroes are coming up the eastern side of the dune, you have a spear, and the place is made of sand.

A plan springs into your head, and you act immediately, diving into the course sand of the dune. You plan to bury yourself deeper, but there is a hard structure about a foot and a half under the sand. Luckily that’s deep enough to completely conceal yourself while you wait for the “Heroes” to blind themselves with the setting sun.

The wait is long, seconds seam to stretch on and on in till you hear them again.

“Man did you notice how some of the servers seam to have different systems?”

“’Dude did you notice all the tits?’ Who the fuck cares man? The programmers made a good game. Plus it allows modding so there’s your answer dipshit.”

“Why all the hostility all of a sudden?”

A little farther and they will be in position for you to strike.

“You made me nerves man. I want one of these rares, and like you said, when we went to kill the Blue Fire Dragon it wasn’t there, The Purple Orc chick was killed right before we got there, the orphan werewolf in Torgniam Village was killed.”

The sand compresses above you. They are walking over you now.

“Oh and you couldn’t kill the Black Angle.”

“I din’t try and kill her. I tried to enslave her.”

“Wizards can do that?”

With them this close you can hear witch one is talking. The wizard is on the left and his compliant friend is on the right. If you can separate the wizard you might have a chance.

“No. I was too low a level. And she was good so it didn’t work”

“Oh ok. So why the Gnoll?”

“It has three unique drops. Remember that paladin he had all three, the rare pelt, the nipple chain, and if your rely lucky you can get a skin that gives you a Gnoll di…”

You exploded out of the sand behind them stabbing the one on the left with your spear, wile grabbing at the one on the right. Your spear bites through clothe then flesh, seams you were right about the wizard on the left, as your right hand grasps a metal coaler. His friend is heavily armored but was taken by surprise and was completely unprepared when you heaved back, lunching him into thin air. He lets out a short scream, as he lands head first into the sand 20 feet below. Landing on his head would double the fall damage, but the sand will half it. What you did not expect though was for him to sink up to hips in sand. You don’t get time to think about it as the Wizard turns toward you shouting, “MOTHER FUCKER”, with a large chunk of health missing.