senseless threats

“Tom? Why do I keep you around?”

Tom looks confused “I don’t know?”

“Well, if there’s nothing useful you can do, maybe you should leave.”

“Well, I’d like to,”

“What’s stopping you, it’s not like there’s a door.”

“But there is a pretty long fall.”

“So don’t fall. I don’t fall; it’s not that hard.”

“You have wings, though.”

“Oh, is that it. I don’t have wings.” You whine while cracking your voice; it’s so annoying how he’s always flat. Isn’t choir a core component to church? You’d think they’d teach him how to hold a note. “You just want momma to carry you, huh? You want me to do that for you too; like I do everything else!”

Tom starts to shrink. It doesn’t even matter if your arguments make sense; yelling at him is doing a good job reminding him where he stands.

“I put a roof over your head, I keep you safe, I make the bed, I get you off, I get the food, going out of my way to get something that wont upset your precious little belly, and cook it, and all you can do is bitch about it!”

Tom’s clearly scared of how this is going. At this point, you figure he’ll probably give in to anything just to make it stop.

“You need to start pulling your weight, Tom. Since you can’t even leave the cave right and you’re a complete novice in bed, something else I’ll have to do for you, the least you can do is some housework. You can do that much, right.”

“Okay, I’m sorry.” He’s so much cuter when he’s timid. He was starting to get as annoying as every other adventurer you’ve met, brimming with confidence and assumed superiority. The problem is now you just want to tease him while you wrap him in your wings.

You resist your playful urges you keep the message clear. You hope you won’t have to do this again; being angry is hard. You take flight, leaving Tom to finish cooking. You really needed to get out of there; you’re so fucking horny. It’s a good thing Tom’s so clueless, or he might have noticed your tits could cut diamonds. You’ve been on such a power trip today; you’ve just been building up since your first kill. If you don’t get some satisfaction soon, your hymen might actually break itself.