Female Half Elf With Huge Tits

The woman who has just 'tamed' you is about 5'4" and has, to put it mildly, 'vast tracts of land'. Her reddish brown hair and short but pointed ears mark her as a half elf, but her mammoth mammaries look like they belong on a Half-Nymph. They also are making you bizarrely aroused, for which you chastise yourself. ~She's not even my species, and my 'equipment' is much to small to satisfy her...~ You think staring up at those immense and luscious tits, barely restrained by her armored bodice.

Half-Elf: Molly Jade Crystal Carver
Level/Class: 4th Level Tamer
Hit Points: 40/40

You hope that she will give you one of the 'Echo Scarfs' that almost all tamers are said to carry around but are disappointed, at least for now.

"Wow, a venomous ophidian! Those are rare!" One of her companions, the elf who was gabbing about making a medicine pouch against poison declares, and you glare at her with your stilted serpent eyes.

You look around some more, slithering out into the open, and notice a wolf standing there, wearing the same black and red vest, AND a white 'echo scarf'!

You hiss at him, angry that HE, who probably has the intellect of a 4 year old, can talk while YOU, who think like a grown human, cannot, but then he helps you out unexpectedly. "Sorry, I can't speak snake." He declares in a rich barking bass, and your 'Tamer' Molly snaps her fingers. "That's right, I still only have the one Echo Scarf! Guys, remind me when we get back to guild HQ that I need to pick up a few more of those from the Quartermaster. Seems I have a SPECIAL pet that needs one and with his help I should be level 6 in no time and need another!"

"How do you know it's a 'him'?" The elf asks, and you suddenly realize that your hemipenes are both sticking out, and retract them immediately.

"Well, his..." Your Tamer says looking back at you and then looking puzzled. "He just had his phalluses out a second ago..." She says, and you get the sneaking suspicion that she has just realized you might be more than you appear in more ways than one. You do a quick read over the Elf's stats to make sure she is out of your league before they make any more decisions...

Elf: Arwen 15649.4490-42 DAMMIT!!!
Level/Class: 12th Level Sorceress
Hit Points: 72/72

~Yup, way above my weight class for now...~ You think as she seems to consider something.

"OK, guys, this area of the zone clearly has been updated in the last patch with harder monsters and spawns of more dangerous snakes, and we have lost two members of the party, so half of us are camping out back at that last campsite and half going back to town to escort Belinda and Mark over here to retrieve their bodies then join up by morning. Gather up the loot they dropped to give back, we don't want anyone ninja-ing it tonight while they're on route, and let's head out." The elf says to the four other people beside's Molly that are with her, and they all spring into action to do as she has said.

You look over their profiles while they move about and note that most of them are relative Noobs, though it seems only Belinda skipped the tutorial...

Moon Elf: Rev. Jaquinth Pendarcardiel
Level/Class: 4th Level Cleric of Valdur
Hit Points: 60/60

Half-Sayter: Sir Dowander the Pure
Level/Class: 3rd Level Paladin of Anari
Hit Points: 60/60

Hill Dwarf: Wenchenslas of Iizingdust
Level/Class: 4th Level Champion of Armok
Hit Points: 80/88

Human: Richard, Just -Richard-!!!!1!!!!
Level/Class: 10th Level Bard
Hit Points: 60/60

Seems they were a fairly standard eight person party, except having a lot of tank/healers instead of a few of each type separately. It also was abnormal that the bard was on of the higher level members, the back up leader in fact, instead of relatively low level due to not being able to get direct experience from killing things rather relying on the 'party share' from his allies doing the heavy lifting, but they DID say they were with a guild, so maybe he is a 'zone guide' to the area of woods the noobs are exploring, someone who knows this zone like the back of his hand and guides the Noobs from the guild through it farming XP, gold, and other useful items?