The Wild Card

I answered, “Let’s go with Jamie. At least I know she thinks I’m hot.”

Monica laughed, “You’re crazy for choosing her. What if she has one of her mystery boyfriends?”

“I doubt she has a boyfriend or that’s she’s a virgin either,” I replied.

“You never know with Jamie. The chance that she’ll actually have a threesome with us is so slim. But if that’s who you’re choosing, I’ll see if she’s available. I think you’re just choosing her because she’s not really overweight like my other friends.”

Why did I choose Jamie? Monica was a little right. Jamie wasn’t obese, but had tantalizing big tits. But it was mostly because I didn’t know what to expect. It would be a challenge. It would be easy to fuck Monica’s sluttiest friend, or to take advantage of a girl who just got out of a shitty relationship. This girl would be tough. I didn’t know if she would be into a threesome or be completely abhorred. Not knowing excited me.

Jamie found a free weekend to visit. Monica planned out the visit. Jamie was a granola girl and loved the outdoors. She was excited for the opportunity to visit the mountains.

Friday night: pick her up from the airport and dinner

Saturday: Hiking in a national park

Saturday evening: Camping

Saturday night: Threesome in the tent

We picked Jamie up at the airport. But it wasn’t as planned. Bad storms delayed her flight, so when she finally landed it was near midnight. When we met her at baggage claim, she looked exhausted and annoyed.

Her colorful hair was a mess of purples and pinks. She wore a hoodie and sweatpants. At least she was comfortable on the flight, but clearly not dressed to impress. This might be harder than I thought.

She gave Monica a hug and said, “Sorry I’m so late.” Then gave me a wave, and said, “Hi. I’m Jamie. I’d hug you too but I smell and I don’t want to make a bad first impression.”

This girl was no seductress.

Her bag came around on the carousel. It was massive backpacking bag. Jeez. What type of hiking did this girl think we were going to do. I grabbed it and hefted it onto my shoulders. I groaned, “You’re able to carry this?”

“Of course,” Jamie replied. “I’ve been training for this trip. I’m so excited to explore the Rockies.”

We walked to my car, and Monica asked if she was hungry. Jamie replied, “No. I’m just ready for a shower and some sleep, so we can wake up early tomorrow and get started.”

On the drive back to my apartment, Monica asked if Jamie was dating anybody.

Jamie answered, “No. I’m as single as can be. Which sucks. Don’t even ask how long it’s been since I’ve had sex. I couldn’t even tell you.” She laughed, “But it looks like you got lucky and picked up a nice man.” She patted me on the shoulder from the backseat, “You’re definitely way cuter than her other boyfriends.”

Okay. Maybe this wouldn’t be as difficult as I thought. That might have been her flirting.

Monica agreed, “I got so lucky. Chandler doesn’t believe me when I tell him that he’s by far the hottest person I’ve ever slept with.”

“I don’t know if that says more about me or the quality of guys Monica has been with,” I joke.

Jamie said, “Take it as a compliment. You’d be my hottest guy too.”

Monica discreetly raised her eyebrows at me. This may work out.

We got back to my apartment and I carried her backpack up the three flights of stairs. Holy fuck. I could not imagine actually hiking with this thing. Jamie must be stronger than she looked.

I opened the door, and gave a tour of my one-bedroom apartment. I told Jamie, “You and Monica can sleep in the bedroom. I’ll sleep out in the living room.”

Jamie awed, “What a gentleman. He’s a keeper, Monica. Okay. I’m going to shower before bed if you don’t mind.”

We did not mind. We could smell her the whole car ride. How did she get so smelly? Was it because she hauled around that giant backpack? I hoped it wasn’t because she didn’t believe in deodorant.

Monica and I cuddled on the couch giggling about it. Tomorrow was going to be quite the adventure.

Jamie came out of the bathroom wearing a ratty shirt. Her large breasts hung low and I could see her nipples pressed against the fabric. She wore tiny little shorts that showed off some muscular thighs. I was not expecting this body. A wild card indeed.

Monica exclaimed, “Holy shit! Jamie, you look great!”

Jamie blushed, “Thanks! I told you I had been training. Trying to hike or workout everyday. It’s really been paying off. Too bad I don’t have a man to enjoy it.”

Monica got off the couch, “You should be proud. You look incredible. You’ll have to show me your workouts. Now I’m nervous I won’t be able to keep up with you and Chandler on the hike tomorrow.”

“We won’t leave you behind,” I said and watched as the two girls walked to the bedroom. Fuck I wondered what those two thighs would feel like wrapped around my waist.