We talked about “my” texts

When I got back from Memphis, I met up with Monica and had a late lunch. She didn’t waste any time and said, “You were really drunk last night. I’m surprised you’re not still hungover.”

“I’m not feeling great. But I can’t miss out on an opportunity to see you,” I replied. I really did feel like shit. Luckily I puked up most of **** before I fell asleep, and then I tried to sleep as much as I could in the airport and on the plane.

Monica smiled, “Oh you’re being so sweet now, but last night you were filthy.”

“You kept responding,” I countered.

“I did. And what do you think about that?” She raised her eyebrows.

“I thought it was hot,” I responded. I had reread the texts multiple times, and got turned on by her responses each time.

She asked, “Do you really want to have a threesome?”

“Someday I think it would be fun to try it,” I said. “I’m sure the reality of one isn’t as great as the fantasy.”

“I think everyone has to be a willing participant,” Monica said. “It’s probably even more fun if there is some bi-sexual tendencies.”

“Do you have some?” I asked.

“Well I’ve kissed my friends, but nothing ever sexual.” Monica answered, then asked me, “So which friend were you interested in? Your description could’ve been a few of them. I know I said Lauren, but I may have better options.”

I answered, “Whoever will join us will work.”

“Let’s see,” Monica thought. “Option one is my best friend, Carrie. She’s the blonde with huge boobs. We’ve drunkenly made out before. She just got out of a shitty relationship where the douche cheated on her. So she would probably be down for some sexy fun time, but she’s pretty innocent and has only been with two guys so maybe not.”

I thought about her friend Carrie. She was cute, pretty face, good sense of humor. And if she lost a lot of weight, she would’ve been hot. It would be interesting to see how innocent she really was.

She continued, “Another option would be Lauren who I guessed in the text. She’s the half Korean girl with massive boobs. She’s a bit of a slut, and has fucked all our guys friends. She’s the one who got me to open up sexually. If there was one friend, who’d have a threesome, it would be her.”

I thought about Lauren. She was also overweight. I guess Jess narrowed down body types when she described a girl as having huge tits. None of Monica’s friends had fake tits, so I wasn’t going to get a skinny girl in our threesome. Lauren seemed like she would do some hot nasty shit in bed. I was curious about her.

“And the final option would be my friend Jamie. She’s not overweight like the others. But she is sort of crazy, and loves to lie. She’ll tell you all about the guys she’d dated but no one has ever met them. I’m not even sure if she’s had sex before. But I know she thinks you’re hot, so she might say yes.”

Jamie wasn’t overweight but she definitely wasn’t a model. She did have some really big tits though. She constantly changed her hair color, and I didn’t know what she naturally was. She might be really awkward in bed, or she might be a freak. I didn’t know.

I had to make a choice: The innocent, the slut or the wild card?