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“She may be disappointed but Phoebe is not the best I’ve had,” says Joey. “She’s top ten though. Which is really good considering how many people have sucked my big dick.”

Ross interrupts, “Now you have to tell us about number one. And no one asked how big your dick was.”

Joey says, “Okay. I’ll tell it. As long as this is a judgement free zone.”

“I hope it is after what I’ve told you guys,” replies Rachel.

Joey stands up and stretches out, then takes a drink from his glass. “This story actually involves Phoebe. We were still dating at the time. We were at a baseball game with a few of her friends. And Phoebe is a very open and loving person so a couple of her friends were gay. Well after a few beers, I had to piss so I went to the bathroom. The urinal was basically a long trough. So I was pissing and Phoebe’s gay friend was pissing next to me. He looked down and then looked up at me and said, ‘You have a nice cock.’ I’m not going to fight Phoebe’s friend or anything, so I just say thanks and don’t really think much of it. Because I have a nice cock, he was just stating the obvious.”

Phoebe interrupts, “Less bragging, more story about your best blowjob, babe.”

“Okay. Okay,” Joey takes a drink, then continues. “I’m just saying: I was not offended. So we drank at the game, and after the game was over we hit up the bars downtown. We were all fucking wasted. And since Phoebe and I lived nearby, a few of her friends crashed at our place. When Phoebe and I drink, we get so fucking horny. So even though we were in a small apartment with her friends in the next room, Phoebe and I went at it hard. I remember Phoebe saying, ‘Let me ride your face, babe.’ And she mounted my head like she was a face hugger from the movie Alien. I was eating her out and she’s just drenching me with her juices. I felt some hands on my cock. I thought it was Phoebe doing some crazy flexible shit and jerking me off. I kept going because she’s going wild and moaning like crazy.

“But then I felt a tongue on my balls and I knew Phoebe was not that flexible. It felt really nice, so I just kept licking and sucking. I thought one of Phoebe’s drunk friends had joined us for a threesome. Then her friend started sucking my cock. Since I couldn’t see, I was going only on feeling: it felt incredible. So much suction. A big soft juicy tongue. Phoebe detached her wet pussy from my face and bent down to kiss me. We were making out as I was getting the best blowjob of my life. I was getting close and Phoebe broke the kiss and whispered in my ear, “You’re so fucking hot babe. I can’t believe we’re having a threesome right now.’”

Joey clears his throat and finished the remaining of his drink. He continues, “I looked down to finally see who's sucking my dick. I noticed that it was a man before I recognized who it was. It was her gay friend from the bathroom. He had been giving me the best head of my life. My cock has been sucked so many times, and he was by far the best.

“I told him, ‘I’m about to come down your throat.’ That fucking drove him wild into deepthroating me. It was incredible. I pushed his head down to my base and bucked my hips as I filled his mouth with cum. To his credit, he took it and swallowed it all down. I haven’t done anything sexual with the man since, but I alway tease him whenever I see him. The bar always gets a laugh when I hold up his hand and yell, ‘Introducing the 2-time Dick Sucking Champion of the World’.” He looks around nervously. “But yeah that was my best blowjob.”

I’m surprised at how open Joey was with his first bi-sexual experience. I adjust my cock in my pants, it has started to harden and the angle was uncomfortable. I look over at Ross, he looks extremely uncomfortable after hearing the story.

Rachel breaks the tension and says, “Wow Joey. You’re about to bring out the competitive side in me. I sort of want that title.”

Phoebe laughs, “Joey has no authority to give that title to anyone. But I’m sure his dream job is to be a judge for that competition.”

Joey responds, “Like I said, I have quite a few people to compare to. What about you Chandler? Monica called you a player. Tell us about all the women you’ve been with.”