Ross

Ross speaks up, “This is going to sound sluttier than it actually was. In Italy I did pay for sex with a prostitute.”

Monica laughs, “Go on. I want to see how you don’t come out of this looking like a horny creep.”

“It wasn’t my plan. I was along for the ride. It happened during a study abroad trip. One of the night, we stayed out late partying at the club. My friend had flirted this hot piece for a while and I thought he finally sealed the deal. He waved me over and we left the club. The girl led us to this apartment. In the apartment, there were three men hanging out in the kitchen and living room. My classmate went into a bedroom with the girl and left me with the men. It was extremely awkward and uncomfortable. I don’t think they spoke English, and my Italian was shit. After about ten minutes my friend, finally came out of the bedroom, and said, ‘Your turn.’ I would’ve done anything to get out of the room with those three men. So I went in the room, and the girl lounged on the bed in her bra and underwear. She says, ‘100 for a blowjob and 200 for more.’ In my drunken haze I finally realized what the situation was. If I didn’t pay, those guys were probably gonna beat the shit out of me and take it anyway.

“Luckily I had enough cash for the blowjob. She had me sit in a chair and pull down my pants. My dick was so soft. But she massaged me with her hands to get me hard enough to put a condom on. Then she blew me over the condom. It felt like a took forever to come, but it probably didn’t take that long. She was decent at it and had a nice ass to look at. After I came, I got the hell out of there as fast as I could.”

Phoebe says, “You paid 100 euros for a blowjob while wearing a condom? I’m shocked you came at all.”

Rachel adds in, “I can’t believe I’ve been giving head to Ross for free this whole time. I could easily be a millionaire by now.”

“I think I have some cash inside if you’re still interested in that deal,” laughs Joey.

She replies, “I don’t know if you have that much cash. We’ll have to let Ross confirm, but I’m confident my skills are worth more than an Italian hooker.”

“Not even a contest. Rachel is by far the best I’ve ever had.” Ross quickly states. “How about you guys? Do your wives give you the best head you’ve ever gotten?”

I answer, “So Monica can get really passionate, and it can get so hot. But going on pure technique, it had to been this girl who was in a Christian rock band. I was hanging out with her, and she was pissed that her boyfriend was going to a strip club. She took all her aggression out on my dick. I wonder if she told him about it.”

Rachel says, “Alright Joey, you’re up. Has Phoebe given you the best blowjob of your life?”