No, it’s Rachel’s turn

“Keep it in your pants Joey”, responds Monica. “I was just curious what you meant. I’m not interested at all in seeing your dick.” She looks at Phoebe. “That was a hot story. Since we’ve both exposed our wild sides, Rachel needs to join us. Tell us something slutty about you!”

Rachel takes a drink and thinks, “Umm I guess I slept with my English professor when I was 18. Does it make me sluttier if I tell you he was married with kids?”

“Uh yeah.” Joey responds. “How old was he?”

“His late 50s. I know, I know. It’s even creepier when I tell you he had a daughter the same age as me. I’m not sure how many students he had slept with in his career, but I know I was definitely not the first. He was way too smooth for me to be his first affair. I wasn’t experienced at all. I had only slept with one guy who was my boyfriend in high school, and the sex with him wasn’t enjoyable at all.

“The affair with the professor lasted less than a semester but he really opened me up sexually. The sex was so pleasurable and freeing. He was gentle and then rough. Compared to my high school boyfriend, my professor lasted so long before he came. Ross probably doesn’t want to hear this, but he really taught me a lot. Most of my blowjob skills that Ross loves so much came from my experience with the professor.

“I remember I was so timid the first time the professor pulled out his flaccid penis and told me to suck it. It was my first time seeing an uncircumcised penis. It was so interesting making it grow larger and watching the head come out. That first time I was awkward sucking it. I’m surprised he came at all. I remember I even grazed his penis with my teeth because I read about that in Cosmo as a tip to ‘Drive Your Man Wild’. When I did that, he grabbed my hair, lifted my head and firmly said, ‘Don’t do that again.’ I learned and got better with practice. And he had me practice everytime we met. I really came to enjoy giving blowjobs. Which is probably why Ross married me.”

Ross laughs, “It wasn’t the main reason, but it is a really nice perk. I heard that once you get married, you can forget about blowjobs. That has definitely not been true for me and Rachel.”

I ask, “Really? How often do you get one?” I’m really curious. It’s been a while since Monica has given me a blowjob until completion. It’s been years since she’s swallowed my cum like she did that first night we were together.

Ross answers, “Like 5 times a week. I know that sounds high but Rachel will back me up. It’s amazing. And the quantity really doesn’t affect the quality. Rachel is tremendous.”

Rachel smiles bashfully.

Monica asks, “When was the last time you went down on him?”

“This morning at the sink while he was scrubbing dishes. Ross is not exaggerating. I really do suck him a lot. I enjoy it and it gives me pleasure. But I’ve given blowjobs to three guys so it’s not like I’m some girl who blows you on the first date.”

Phoebe says, “No judgement, hunny. I’m actually impressed. It has to be a really special occasion for Joey to get sucked until he finishes.”

Rachel continues, “So I enjoy sucking my husband’s penis. No crime there. How did this get started? Right, my professor. Well I got a good grade in the class at least. Okay. I think y’all have learned too much about me tonight. I need another drink.”

Monica says, “Yeah, you men have been learning a lot about us tonight. Now I think it’s your turn.”