Drink them all at once

You’d like to think you’re pretty good at making decisions, but then you do this. You grab the pink potion and chug it down.

“Pink huh? I vaguely recall wanting to market this one to women. Not sure why though…” he says scratching his balding head. He continues to speak but is interrupted as you snatch the blue bottle from him next. “Hey! Tha-“

You chug it down with reckless abandon. The strange man’s shock turns to fascination. “Two at once? Oh boy you’re doing some real science.”

You suppress the urge to belch as you grab the final bottle from his grasp. You begin drinking the yellow potion and your body begins to feel numb all over.

“Wha- why did you do that?” the strange man asks. You drop the final bottle as it shatters on the alley floor.

“Science!” is all you can say as your mouth feels too numb to speak. Slumping against a nearby wall, you slide to the ground now sitting. Your body seems to shift and morph in strange ways as you sit in a daze. The man now stands over you watching your odd transformation.

“You know I’m somewhat of a scientist myself, but even I think that’s ****!”

Your vision blackens and spins as the world seems to close in around you.