Philly: The Loophole

Normally, Philly would have no problem with losing her clothes, but since the incident on the last planet she was avoiding being naked around strangers for some time. So she wondered how she could **** the system in order to stay covered, then she finally came up with an idea. She excused herself from the line and far away from the checkpoint to the edge of the forest populated with strange alien plants. One plant had a phallic resemblance with two circular leaves at the sides of a longer leaf. The former looked like watermelons and the part where the vine would have met was dented inward towards the stem on the other side. The latter was rounded at the ends with a darker green crude line zigzagging across the crease along the middle of the leaf.

Thanks to practice, Philly was in her birthday suit in less than a minute after she checked to see if anyone was around. Her soft, girly hands plucked the two round leaves clean off and she placed them on her breasts, with the indent directly over the nipples, to find that they were like stickers and stayed on her without extra work. This was perfect for her current situation, and so she happily plucked the long leaf and used it to over her vagina from the elements and eyes of others.

Looking down at herself, Philly was pleased at how well the leaves covered her private parts and how in tune with nature she appeared to be. She confidently strolled back to the checkpoint to see the blue woman still sitting there with no on in line to check. The two met with smiles then the alien looked at her state of dress first with curiosity then with praise to which the hippie nonverbally accepted and thanked her for her achievement. The scanning station approved of her entirely organic outfit and walked forward to the sandy beach that lay ahead.

Philly strolled beyond the corridor of high walls and into the open beach, where she saw no sign of Jamie. Her fear grew at the diversity of the aliens and remembering how strange the previous ones had acted. She wondered if some herbivore would attempt to eat her new "bikini" or if the stickiness would eventually wear out and the leaves would fall to the sand below...