Of course! *wink*

Our master plan was to get Ahab buck-ass-naked in the middle of a crowded pool, rather than the empty locker room, so unfortunately, we do offer the helpless hunk a way out, even if I'm laughing like a hyena, "Of course!" We say, in rehearsed unison, "I actually have something here you can wear swimming."

I rifle theatrically through my beach bag and grab out a pair of short green trunks that I had replaced the stitches of with water soluble thread yesterday, they were guaranteed to last no more than five minutes in a pool or beach, and you couldn't tell they'd been tampered with.

I proffer the sabotaged swimwear to Ahab, standing exactly far enough away that he has to lean out from behind cover, not far enough to see the sexy guy's package, but far enough to discover that he shaves down there! He graciously accepts the pair of trunks I held out for him, blissfully unaware of what would happen to them after even a brief swim, and says to me, "I can't thank you enough for this, Ming Zhao!"

After the hoodwinked hottie has ducked behind the wall to dress, Natalie leans down to my ear, blushing a deep crimson, she hysterically whispers her gratitude, "Did you see that hairless Adonis belt?!? He was actually naked! I can't thank you enough for this, Ming Zhao!"

I pull myself onto the tips of my toes grabbing my good friend's well developed deltoid, and quietly psyche her up, "That's not the end of the show, Nat, we're going to expose all of your crush's sexy bod soon."

The tall, muscular blonde is having apparent breathing problems again, giggling along with me as our attractive victim leads our way to the hotel's massive "pool" which was more like a water park, with its large slides, tide pool, tanning area and snack stands. There were mostly women here today, relaxing in and around the water, splashing about and working on their tans, I give a signaling wink to the lifeguard lady on duty.

I kick off my heeled sandals and grab a pair of goggles out of my beach bag, because I did actually plan on relaxing in the pools, plus they would let me see exactly when Ahab's trunks disappeared underwater!

The poor hunk looks so happy, unaware of the fate about to befall him, as he excitedly suggests where we all go first...