Not you

Suddenly you are thrown across the room. You hit the wall and slowly slide down it. Once you reach the floor you see Tina come rushing at you with her tits jiggling all over the place. It would look nice, but the angry expression on her face ruins it. Once your in reach of her she flings you in the ground while holding your head down. "What the hell was that Pebbles!"

"I did as you asked," It is true you did after all shove it in the hole, just maybe the wrong one. Then your flying across the room again this time you land on the table. You grab the candle on it and hold it at her. "Stay back crazy lady!"

"I'm crazy, I'M CRAZY! You just shove our dildo in my ass!" You asked your self what a dildo is, and you come to the conclusion that it is the special 'tool' she was talk about. "Now come over her so I can clobber you."

She jumps at you and you fall off the table. On your face. You quickly get up and waddle as fast as you can away. You make for under the bed to safety, when she starts to throw chairs at you. The first one goes over your head, you hop over it. The second one hits the first. The third is pretty close and just barely misses you. And you hear the fourth clatter against the bed, which you slide under feet first. You crawl towards the back corner. There is a brief pause as Tina gets her breath back after throwing the chairs, it's probably the most exercise she done in her entire life. After all, all of the heroes appearances are kept up with magic scrolls.

"As your Summoner, I command you to come out in the open."

"No."

"I said come out!"

"No."

"Come out at the count of three. 1... 2... 3!"

"No."

"How come you won't obey me? This Summoner thing is hard. Fine stay there, you dummy head." And you are going to stay here. As you wait you hear Tina pacing. Eventually she stops and the door closes. This is your chance to escape. You peak out and hands try to grab you. You yank backwards unlit they let you and your to the corner again. "Urrgh, come out already you been under there for four hours."

"Then I'll wait another eight. Ha! That rhymed a little bit." Of course you wouldn't actually wait eight hours. You just wait until she falls asleep and creep out the door and sleep in Ron's room. Or maybe under one of the many tables in the big room.

After a while you feel her rock the bed as she gets in a comfortable spot and you hear her murmuring things up above. You wait a couple more moments after she stop making noises and creep out under the bed. You slowly stand up and climb up the human sized bed until you see Tina wrapped around some blankets with a book laying across her legs. You crawl over and fix the book on the night stand and scoot off the bed. Once your down you walk over to the door jump and grab the nob. You slightly hang for a for a moment as the door opens. Once open you walk out and close it behind you and sleep at the base of the door curled up in a ball.