No way!

You look at the store over and over, and can’t find any good reason for you, an atleast mostly masculine man, would ever step inside, let alone seek employment. You decide to head back home.

You end up not finding a job in the week of searching, and get kicked out. After bumming around on different friends couches for a year, you end up working at a shitty phone collections agency and getting the cheapest one bedroom apartment you can find. Your life sucks, you never find anyone to love, and you die alone.

What did you expect for the non adventurous choice?