Yes , She's Even More Awkward Then You Are

Summoning up your courage you take a deep breath, before your legs commit themselves to move towards the Asian beauty. Out of the corner of your eye, you notice that the pink hello kitty rucksack is drawing you some awfully funny looks.

But you really couldn’t care less right now, for you are so close to your goal; only a measly couple of feet separate you from your objective. You’re so close in fact that you can hear her whispering agitatedly to herself.

“Oh God where is it?” “Think Ami, when did you last have it… Arrg I need those kits”

As you stand proudly behind the gorgeous damsel in distress, you quickly allow your mind to foresee the near future, and how eloquently you will announce your presence as her saviour.

Yes you can exactly predict how the scene will transpire. First you will reveal her most treasured possession. This will of course cause her beautiful brown eyes to widen in gratitude and lustful appreciation of her knight in shinnying armour. And it goes without saying that her heart will forever more belong to you after this moment.

Oh how our imaginations should be arrested for the crime of being able to craft up such ridiculously perfect scenarios that ultimately leave us depressed when they inevitably go wrong.

Your first words meant to be pussy meltingly cool opening line, come out as a stuttering “Er hey there… um… have you lost a…”

‘Bang’ you’re interrupted by a girlish squeal of surprise and a soft thud as a pretty head bumps the underside of a bench.

“Oh crap, are you ok? I didn’t mean to scare you”

You watch wide eyed as she manages to stand to her maximum five foot height and gently rubs the back of her head with a tiny right hand.

“It’s okay it doesn’t hurt that muc…” She’s frowning as her gaze flicks to your shoulder “Oh my god wait you found it!” within one second her expression changes from annoyance to elation.

Well that answers the question to how long it would take her to notice the pink rucksack on your back.

“I yeah, here you go” you say with an apologetic smile, handing over the rucksack and watching as she hugs the bag tightly to her chest and nuzzles the top of it with her face affectionately, before looking up again this time with a happy smile.

“Thank you so much, you don’t know how important this bag is to me” she gushes her brown eyes sparkle with joy. Obviously the fact that you probably could have looked inside, never crosses her innocent little mind.

“Where did you find it? How did you know it belonged to me? What’s your name?” she asks tilting her pretty head to the side and giving you a disarmingly sweet smile.

You reel off your tirade of answers. Your Asian friend listens attentively, nodding her head and smiling at you the whole time. You even manage to make her laugh when you joke about how you were receiving so many funny looks for trudging around her hello kitty bag. You finish up by telling her your name.

She beams at you “Well I owe you biggggggg time Matt, I don’t know what I would have done if you hadn’t found it. I haven’t even had enough time to eat any lunch yet, I was so worried” She reaches out a delicate manicured hand “I’m Ami by the way”

You grasp her hand in a light shake marvelling at how incredibly small and soft it is. You pull back and ask “Well it just so happens that I haven’t had any lunch either (Too busy reading a certain journal were you?), what do you say we get something from the canteen together?”

She looks a little surprised at your invitation and you wonder whether she’s ever been asked a similar question before. Her face scrunches up like she’s thinking hard and you notice how she unconsciously rubs her tight t-shirt just over where her navel would be. It’s an insanely good look for her.

“No”

“Great…wait what?” you start to reply before you even register the word.

Your expression must of fallen because quickly stumbles to explain.

“Oh no I don’t mean…” she pauses and tucks a strand of long black hair behind an ear “I’m really sorry Matt it’s not like I don’t want to” she blushes faintly and a small smile tugs at the corner of her perfect lips as she looks away “You seem really nice… it’s just that I really need to…to test something.”

Your pretty sure “To test something” is code for ‘I’m baby crazy and I want to know whether pregnancy attempt 26 was a success or not’ but you digress.

“Ok then I guess, I’ll see you around then” you pretend to be completely downhearted and begin to turn away when you feel a warm hand on your arm.

“Wait Matt, here take this” You watch curiously as Ami delves into her bag making sure to hide its contents from your view and pulls out a scrap of paper and a pen.

She quickly scribbles something down on the paper and places it in your hand.

“Here, don’t lose it” She smiles at you for a few seconds before a nervous giggle escapes her lips and she dashes off in the direction of the toilets.

You watch mesmerized by the sight of Ami running, her thighs and bubbly butt jiggles beautifully and her long mane of black hair flies behind her like a superhero’s cape.

You shake your head to focus and open up the crumpled piece of paper. Upon it in red glitter writing is a mobile phone number.