Meet up with her friend, Rebecca at the coffee shop.

Jamie went to meet her friend, Rebecca at the Coffee Shop. She finds her sitting in a quiet corner by herself, clearly nursing a hangover. She walks up to Rebecca’s table and says, “WTF happened to you? Last time I saw you was at my kitchen table, playing a drinking game.”

Rebecca blushed slightly and looked down at her coffee and said, “Apparently, I lost that game because I think I ended up blowing the entire varsity offensive line.”

“Seriously?” Jamie asked.

“Seriously.”

“Dude.” Jamie said

“Well, enough about me. Let me see your new driver’s license. How did the picture come out?” Rebecca asked.

“New dew driver’s license?” Jamie said.

“Yeah. You did renew your license, right?”

Jamie stared blankly across the the coffee shop and vacantly said, “Why?”

Rebecca suddenly looked very concerned and said “You got your license when you were 16, right?”

“Yes.” Jamie replied.

“Well, you know that it expires every three years on your birthday, right?”

“But I didn’t get my license on my birthday.” Jamie said.

“Dude,” Rebecca said. “You’re a fucking moron. Your license is expired. You need to get to DMV before you get in trouble and they close early today.”

Jamie raised her eyebrows and said “I’m a moron? I didn’t suck off eleven guys last night!”

Rebecca takes a sip of her coffee and says, “It wasn’t eleven guys… it was just the offensive line. And only the first string.”

Jamie better go take care of that.