Mayhem

You can't imagine the horror the village must've felt as a dragon burst from the ground. The pastel blue sky contrasts against Erin's brilliant scales as she readies a spell.

Absorb Armor! Her voice thunder's through the air as Oscar's Den is enveloped in her magic. NPCs scream and heroes prepare buffs as all are left naked, save for a few lucky ones whose spell resistance activated. The transfigured robe sparkles as it absorbs stat points.

Rather than landing, you simply drop from your perch between Erin's horns. The fall damage will heal in a few seconds, but the entrance will haunt your enemies. Speaking of, Huanting Aura!

The few heroes who don't die from your presence scramble to drink potions and buff themselves against mental attacks, but there's no need. You only activated your aura for a moment to weed out the weak.

You launch your gauntlet at a barbarian, stealing his abilities as you flay him with his own hand. A rogue tries to attack you from above, but you shoot one of your boots onto her foot. You spin it like a drill and impale her breast. Some realize the futility of the fight and try to run only to find Erin's illusions obscuring any escape. A druid transforms into a stork and attempts to fly away, but your sword slices through its wings. it falls to the ground, its severed wings change into half arms, split longways with the pinky and ring fingers.

The battle doesn't last long, and you move on to the next hub. Lillyhammer, Zurch, Ozmando, all fall. The heroes organize. Higher levels confront you only to find themselves lacking. You struggle at the combined might of seven prophets, but soon you add their powers to your roster. You aren't even sure what challenge the game has left when on the road you encounter a man with an orange name.