Looking to fill that empty feeling inside with a nice boy's wiener

You try to be strong while your honeybear is away, but you and Brian have an understanding, that when he's on the road, he can dip his wiener in his girlfriends, and when you're alone at home, when you feel that empty feeling inside, you have your husband's blessing to fill it with some nice boy's wiener. God loves love, and the love of a boy's wiener for what a gal has between her legs, well, it's a powerful **** in this world.

And, of course, boys actually get someplace because there's enough gals like you, she wants it.

Every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him. And indeed, you love your honeybear, and you love the daughters he begat upon you, Shasta and Sarah, your college girls now, praise the Lord. He went in to her, and she conceived, and bare a daughter. Two daughters. When you were younger, once you'd finally had explained to you what was going on with all the "begats" and "went in to her", and "knew his wife", it made your bedtime Bible reading all that much more fervent. To be sure, there are trials and tribulations, battles and exiles and wanderings, but there's a whole lot of, well, not so much fornication or adultery, but page upon page of Israelite patriarchs baring their loins and planting their seed upon their wives and concubines and sometimes, well, the handmaids of the wives and concubines. Reading the Good Book was fair to give a girl those feelings down there, once she knew what was going on.

And you're glad your honeybear is loving and forgiving, for although he'll be arriving home soon, you just can't wait another day. It's your day off work at the diner, and if you're going to recruit a nice boy to be your substitute wiener to fill your hungry womb, well, today is the day.

You've had good luck over at the mechanics. Time to get your old car an oil change today. It's a warm day and you're not going to be at work, so you choose a loose, scoop-necked top and cutoff denim shorts that ride a little low in back.