Lets hope those spiders do their job...

You hear a surprised squeak and a shrill scream. Right on time. Peeking through the brambles, you see your priestess has run straight in to a thick spiderweb spanning the path. She struggles valiantly, trying to free herself. Miraculously (Cough, cough) only her clothes seem to be sticking. She doesn't seem to notice though, flailing about and successfully managing to entangle herself in a web that's not even sticking to her skin. Good god. How did this woman survive so long? You hear the spiders grumbling in their raspy voices above you and so does the priestess. She stills, eyes wide and trembling.

"OH LOOK FRED. SSOMETHING IS SSTUCK IN THE WEB." A spider drones in a bored monotone.

"SSHOULD WE EAT IT?" Another identical voice calls out.

"SSHE LOOKS STRONG, WE SSHOULD JUST WAIT FOR HER TO TIRE HERSSELF OUT." Well one thing's for sure. You were never hiring spider actors again. There was no way she bought their performance, you'd met rocks who emoted better.

"EXACTLY, COULD TAKE WEEKSSS THOUGH FOR SUCH A HIGH LEVEL HERO." She stiffens, obviously horrified at the prospect of more boredom.

"OH YOU ARE SSSO RIGHT. I JUST HOPE SSHE DOESN'T REALIZE OUR WEB ONLY STICKS TO HER CLOTHESSS." He (She? It?) draws out this last word, enunciating carefully as though talking to an imbecile. A look of comprehension dawns across the girls face and she starts trying to wiggle out of her priestess kimono.

Oh. My. God. You'd somehow captured the dumbest priestess on the face of Alluvia. Whatever, the trap worked. Dana the Captured finally managed to pull her arms out of her kimono and was now sliding herself out of the stuck garment. No bra. Score! Panties...? Damn. You look up pleadingly at the spiders. One, head propped up on its legs while it idly watches, rolls its plethora of eyes and shoots a thin strand down. It catches the escaping girls surprisingly un-priestly thong and prevents her from continuing. Grunting frustratedly she yanks it off, falling with an "Ooph!" on the barren earth. You're giving that guy a raise.