Let's get organized

Of all the asshole heroes you're going to kill, you're glad you got the chance to kill One-arm twice. Waving Hunypop149 off on her horse, you turn back to everything you've gathered from this encounter. It's quite a lot, and now seems a good time to organize all of it. First: sex. That's taken care of for twenty-four hours. Second: a level. That bastard wasn't terribly strong, but killing him twice was enough to push your XP past the requirement. Third: an inventory, and a number of nice things in it.

That seemed the best place to start, especially since it included clothes! You had your choice of what to wear: A man's boxers, loose trousers, and tunic; or a woman's red-lace panties and bra and a leather jacket. Or you could mix and match! All the choices an imp could never ask for. Being a strong, named monster was the best.